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Cool Story, Bro.

Tell Me Another

By Kenny PennPublished 6 months ago 1 min read
Top Story - July 2025
Cool Story, Bro.
Photo by Prateek Katyal on Unsplash

Gather your kids, baby, pull out that phone

It's time for an update.

Check your makeup, highlight those cheekbones

Your audience awaits.

Snap! Check the screen, zoom in real close.

Is there a hair out of place?

Take another! There, that's perfect for your post!

Hurry, upload it to cyberspace!

Oooo, you're getting lots of likes, and those comments?

Divine!

The epitome of godliness, a flawless parent -

Online.

But I know something your audience doesn't.

You know it, too.

Shhh! Bite your tongue. We mustn't discuss it.

Secrets known to only a few.

Gorgeous family, but you're missing a pawn.

He's out of the fire.

Remember? The one you started and ran out on?

Yeah. Fuckin' liar.

humorperformance poetrysad poetryslam poetry

About the Creator

Kenny Penn

Thanks for reading! I enjoy writing in various genres, my favorites being horror/thriller and dark/epic fantasies. I'll also occasionally drop a poem or two.

More at: www.kennypenn.com

My Top Stories: https://www.kennypenn.com/vocalmedia/

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  1. Compelling and original writing

    Creative use of language & vocab

  2. Easy to read and follow

    Well-structured & engaging content

  3. Excellent storytelling

    Original narrative & well developed characters

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    Niche topic & fresh perspectives

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  • Antoni De'Leon6 months ago

    Oh dear. Caught on candid camera. Congrats. Good one.

  • 𝐑𝐌𝐒6 months ago

    Dang, sometimes the truth hits hard, no matter how much we want to hide it! Congratulations on a well-deserved Top Story!

  • Callie Householder6 months ago

    Congratulations! This gave me a sense of justice and contentment. There are so many I would love to call out. Thanks for writing it.

  • Congratulations on your top story 🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • Marilyn Glover6 months ago

    Oh snap! Loving this, Kenny. I can think of a person or two who fits this one to the letter. Congratulations on your top story!

  • Lamar Wiggins6 months ago

    Oh, how easily we hide from reality but someone always knows the truth behind the facade. Congrats on a most-appropriate TS!

  • Simon George6 months ago

    Cool post, bro. Top of the stories, nice work.

  • Fazal Hadi6 months ago

    Congratulations on your top story❤❤

  • Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊

  • Amanda Starks6 months ago

    This is such a great poem for such a sensitive and horrifying issue. Internet fame makes people do really, really stupid shit. Thank you for highlighting this, and congrats on your top story, Kenny!!

  • Ada Zuba6 months ago

    So fun to read!

  • D. J. Reddall6 months ago

    Poetry is the best revenge, Kenny. Congratulations for a well-earned TS!

  • ThatWriterWoman6 months ago

    I dislike using kids for content, and yet I see it so often online. There's a lot of 'shock' content involving children that has a lot of gaslighting and unfair behaviour toward them. I think there should be laws against it. Thank you for highlighting an important issue and for contributing to the discussion!

  • Judey Kalchik 6 months ago

    The days of the large/complex OG influencers and their TV shows... where are they now? Even Ozzie had a child that wasn't included in their show. Celluloid Perfect must rule

  • Leslie Writes6 months ago

    Damn - I know there’s a lot of bad stuff going on behind the scenes and to parade your kids in front of an audience is kinda bad on its own 😔 Let those kids be kids! Great poem!

  • Things aren't always as they seem. Loved this so much!

  • L.C. Schäfer6 months ago

    Ouch! This one burns!

  • Tiffany Gordon6 months ago

    You flame-broiled this piece! Nicely done!!

  • angela hepworth6 months ago

    So resentful and hard-hitting! The reality we see online is indeed not so real…

  • D.K. Shepard6 months ago

    Snap! This has some bite to it

  • right?!

  • Kendall Defoe 6 months ago

    Intriguing...

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