Auld Lang Abigail
It doesn't have to make sense. I'm a cat, remember?
Should Abigail’s treats be forgot
e’er mom should lose her mind,
I’ll take a nibble off her leg
and scratch her big behind.
For Abigauld lang syne, my dear.
For Abigauld lang syne.
If mom forgets my treats tonight,
I’ll pay her back in kind.
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Have a hissy, happy New Year, Vocal friends.
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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Hahahaha! Spoken in true Abigail style. Happy 2025 Cathy and Abigail!
This is hilarious and I love it!
I'm not sure who is the naughtiest, Cathy or Abigail! I don't care, it makes me smile. <3
Hehehehe. Mischievous! The both of you! 🤣
I love this so much! Adorable kitty too :) I can't imagine how much time this spent to lyrically match up this perfectly but phenomenal job!
This had Abigail sass all over it!
Haha!! Happy New Year Cathy and Abigail!!
I see Abigail is still up to her usual tricks. It is great to connect again, Did Abby get into the eggnog or did you. Enjoy the new year, Thanks.
Brilliant!! Abigail has such personality, and you communicate it so brilliantly (and hilariously!) :) Happy New Year, Cathy!
Omg I LOVE this lol. Killed me. 😂
Lol, cats are revengeful. Don't worry Abigail you will get your treats. 🙂
LOL!! (She) is such a crack up!! Love this, and her and you :)
Obviously had to sing it in my head as I read. Fun! Happy new year!
Haha! I love Abigail! This was brilliant. Happy new year to you both!
What a playful, fun twist on Auld Lang Syne! Abigail sounds like she’s got her priorities straight—treats first, everything else second 😁. The little playful threats in there (nibbling legs and scratching behinds) crack me up. Love the attitude! Wishing you and Abigail a hissy, happy New Year, filled with treats and mischief!🎉
Great send off for 2024! Thanks, Abigail! You're the best! Be sure and say Hissy New Year to Cathy for me!
I love how that photo is a selfie hahahahahhaaha. A Hissy New Year to you too!
Purr-fect parody!!! Cat-agorically the best way to end 2024!!! Loved your humorous holiday poem!!!❤️❤️💕
HA! 2025 belongs to Abigail!
Hahaha she’s got you there. Love it Cathy.
This is senseless, brilliantly, felinely, Abigailly, So 🐱😹🐱😹👍
Perfect!
I've ben patiently waiting for somethng like this form you two. Did not dissapoint. Happy New year
Happy New Year, sweet Abigail and Ms Cathy!
Lol Happy New Year Cathy & Abigail! 🎊🎉🧨💃🏾