Sean Patrick

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Hello, my name is Sean Patrick He/Him, and I am a film critic and podcast host for the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast I am a voting member of the Critics Choice Association, the group behind the annual Critics Choice Awards.

Stories (1969)

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Anaconda (2025) Review: A Meta Reboot That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be
Anaconda Directed by: Tom Gormican Written by: Tom Gormican, Kevin Ettin Starring: Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Thandiwe Newton, Steve Zahn, Daniela Melchior
By Sean Patrick13 days ago in Geeks
The Best Movies of 2025 Found the Smallest Audiences: Why Box Office Failure Became the Year’s Greatest Artistic Badge
Great Art Didn’t Sell — And That Was the Point If there is one uniting theme of 2025, it’s this: the best movies of the year found the smallest audiences of the year.
By Sean Patrick14 days ago in Geeks
'Song Sung Blue' Review: Craig Brewer Finds Heart and Humanity in a Neil Diamond Tribute Story
Song Sung Blue Directed by: Craig Brewer Written by: Craig Brewer Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson Release Date: December 25, 2025
By Sean Patrick19 days ago in Beat
'The Housemaid' Review: Paul Feig Crafts a Wicked, Stylish Hitchcockian Thriller
Directed by: Paul Feig Written by: Rebecca Sonnenshine Starring: Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Brandon Sklenar Release Date: December 19, 2025
By Sean Patrick20 days ago in Geeks
Avatar: Fire and Ash Review — A $400 Million Placeholder Masquerading as a Movie
Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver
By Sean Patrick23 days ago in Geeks
'The Plague' Review: A Harrowing Look at Boyhood, Bullying, and the Cost of Belonging
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ (4.5/5) The Plague Directed by: Charlie Polinger Written by: Charlie Polinger Starring: Joel Edgerton, Everett Blunck, Kayo Martin
By Sean Patrick26 days ago in Geeks
No Other Choice (2025) Review: Park Chan-wook Turns Economic Despair Into a Chilling Moral Thriller
Star Rating: ★★★★½ (4.5/5) Directed by: Park Chan-wook Written by: Park Chan-wook, Lee K-young mi, Don McKellar, Lee Ja-hye
By Sean Patrick29 days ago in Geeks
Marty Supreme Review: Timothée Chalamet Is Excellent, The Movie… Not So Much. Top Story - December 2025.
⭐ Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Marty Supreme Directed by Josh Safdie Written by Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein Starring Timothee Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tyler The Creator, Odessa A'zion
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
The Luckiest Man in America Review: The Wild, True Game-Show Scandal Hollywood Can’t Quite Recreate
Directed by: Samir Oliveros Written by: Maggie Briggs, Samir Oliveros Starring: Paul Walter Hauser, Walton Goggins, David Strathairn
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
George Clooney Shines in Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly: A Heartbreaking Portrait of Fame and Loneliness
Jay Kelly (2025) – Movie Review Directed by: Noah Baumbach Written by: Noah Baumbach, Emily Mortimer Starring: George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Billy Crudup, Grace Edwards
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
Review: It Was Just An Accident — Jafar Panahi Turns Trauma Into Surreal, Dark Comedy
★★★★☆ It Was Just an Accident Directed by: Jafar Panahi Written by: Jafar Panahi Starring: Vahid Mobasseri, Mariam Afshari
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Review: A Noisy, Soulless Sequel That Forgets to Be a Movie
★☆☆☆☆ (1 out of 5) Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Written by Scott Cawthorn Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, McKenna Grace
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Horror

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Anaconda (2025) Review: A Meta Reboot That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be

The Best Movies of 2025 Found the Smallest Audiences: Why Box Office Failure Became the Year’s Greatest Artistic Badge

'Song Sung Blue' Review: Craig Brewer Finds Heart and Humanity in a Neil Diamond Tribute Story

'The Housemaid' Review: Paul Feig Crafts a Wicked, Stylish Hitchcockian Thriller

Avatar: Fire and Ash Review — A $400 Million Placeholder Masquerading as a Movie

'The Plague' Review: A Harrowing Look at Boyhood, Bullying, and the Cost of Belonging

No Other Choice (2025) Review: Park Chan-wook Turns Economic Despair Into a Chilling Moral Thriller

Marty Supreme Review: Timothée Chalamet Is Excellent, The Movie… Not So Much. Top Story - December 2025.

The Luckiest Man in America Review: The Wild, True Game-Show Scandal Hollywood Can’t Quite Recreate

George Clooney Shines in Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly: A Heartbreaking Portrait of Fame and Loneliness

Review: It Was Just An Accident — Jafar Panahi Turns Trauma Into Surreal, Dark Comedy

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Review: A Noisy, Soulless Sequel That Forgets to Be a Movie

Stories (1969)