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Only when at the extremes of inconvenience

By The Dani WriterPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Pexels

“Hey Snot-head, WAKE UP!

“Whaaaa…4 am—Lyle, you ASS!!!

“Nope. CAT. You’re welcome.

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Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! You might get a chuckle out of my other entries below:

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The Dani Writer

Explores words to create worlds with poetry, nonfiction, and fiction. Writes content that permeates then revises and edits the heck out of it. Interests: Freelance, consultations, networking, rulebook-ripping. UK-based

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  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    So adorable ☺ My cat is like this 😆

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    Cute stuff!!😁

  • Teresa Renton2 years ago

    I love your humour!

  • Colt Henderson2 years ago

    Wonderful haiku!

  • Fun!!🤣❤️

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Hilarious!!! Loving it triple S!!!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Lol. Been tthere.

  • Hahahahahahahahahah this was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Love the humor of the situation!!!

  • As every domesticated feline should have the right to do.

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