This is Your Life - With Animal, Legendary Drummer of the Muppets

A special evening for a special maniac

By Parody and SatirePublished 2 months ago • 2 min read

Michael Aspel: "Yes, Animal, This is your Life and through the many Muppet Shows you had a very special friend...and here he is tonight...... it's Beaker!!!"

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Beaker: "Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee Oooooohhhh Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee Neee neeeeee Oooooooohh Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee!!!"

Aspel: "Yes!! Those were very great days on 'Sesame Street' , and what are your fondest memories?"

Beaker: "Ooooohhhh!, Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee Oooooohhhh Mee mee Mee mee Aaaaahhhh, Mee mee Mee mee Neee neeeeee Oooooooohh Mee mee Mee mee Mee mee Owwwwww!!!!!"

Aspel: "Thank you Beaker!!! (applause, applause, applause!!)... But Animal, your career was likened to an old Hollywood star of stage and screen, who you acknowledged as one of your inspirations in the showbiz scene."

Offstage: "Blaah blaaah thrrrrrrrpppp thrrrrpppp Gwahhh owwwrgghhhhh blaaaah blaah thrrrrrppp thrppppph ooooooohhhhhh wooooghhhhhh blaaaaahhhhh urrrrrggghhh!!!!!"

Animal: "Oooorrrgggghhhh!!"

YES!!! "YES!! You thought he was in Australia but here he is tonight, It's that legendary actor of the Warner Brothers era, Taz!!!, the Tasmanian Devil!!

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Animal: "Yeeeeaaaaghhhhhh , arrrrrgggghhhh, cool!!! Waaaaarrrggghhhh, oooooo-aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!

Aspel: "Yes , he certainly learned a lot from you, thank you Taz"

(applause, applause, applause!!)............

Aspel: "And of course you made many great friends in your time working over here in Britain on 'The Muppet Show' on ITV, none more so than those veteran superstars of the cast of Bill and Ben".

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Bill: "Sclobbbololobo, sclobolobboo, lobbo lobo lobolobbo sclobolobboo sclobolobboo lobo lobo lobo!!!!!"

Ben: "Flobalabo flobalabo flobalabo flobalabo flobalabo labolobo labolobo labo labo labo!!!"

"WEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEE!!!!"

Aspel: " First on the right past the stairs dear"

Aspel: "Yes Animal, This is your Life!!! and to round off the show , who else but none other than your oldest friend The Soup Dragon!!!"

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Aspel: "Tell us about the first time you met with Animal"

Soup Dragon: "Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla

Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla"

Animal: "Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh, ooooooooaaaaaargghhhhhh, yeeeeaaaaahhhhh aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!

Aspel: "AND!!!...not only that , but as a grand finale to the show tonight we have all the original members of the cast of the famous and well loved children's programme 'The Clangers' here as well.

"Doooooooooooooo doooooo fooooooooo o hoooo...Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah luhhla Flehhh bullah uhhlad.......oooooooooooooooooo hooooooooo doooooooooo hoooooo ooo o hoooo....Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh, ooooooooaaaaaargghhhhhh, yeeeeaaaaahhhhh aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!"doooooooooooo hoooo hoooooo ooo o hoooo....Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh,

Aspel: "ANIMAL!!!.... 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!(hands over red book)........

And as a special late surprise here for you tonight, your great friend Boris Johnson, the former UK Prime Minister"

Boris: "Well!! GOSH!! blah blah blah blah blah erm erm erm erm harrumphhh harrumphhh harrumphhh we'll win the next election wot wot wot blah blah blah blah blah Jolly good!! They wont kick me out!! Wot Wot Wot Wot ahh ahh ahh ahha hh by golly blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!!"