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2090: The Year Humanity Finally Got Its Act Together (Sort Of)
A future so advanced, we still find new ways to be ridiculous The world had already transformed into something our ancestors from the 2000s would barely recognize. The air was clearer than it had been in centuries, not because humanity suddenly became responsible, but because the planet finally got tired and forced us to adapt. Nobody expected 2090 to start with chaos, but honestly… It’s humanity. Chaos is our brand. By then, the world had already changed in ways your great-grandparents would call “witchcraft,” your grandparents would call “the devil’s work,” and your parents would call “too expensive.”
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
THE INNER MONOLOGUE OLYMPICS: Overthinking Events You Haven’t Even Attended Yet
In a stunning display of psychological endurance, humanity has collectively entered what experts are calling The Inner Monologue Olympics. A high-stakes mental tournament where every competitor is both the athlete and their own worst critic.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
THE WONDERS OF PET OWNERSHIP (AND OTHER LIES WE TELL OURSELVES)
POMP BAY, USA - For centuries, humankind has proudly proclaimed itself the master of the animal kingdom. We have domesticated wolves, tamed jungle cats, and invited birds to share our homes in exchange for a few crackers and the occasional unsolicited scream.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
