Sarcasm
Tolerance Is Great… Until Someone Uses Your Office Plant as a Litter Box
Where do we draw the line on tolerance these days? Do you know? Because let me tell you something. If Samantha from HR tells me she identifies as a cat, I swear on my favorite pen, I am not going to get down on all fours and start purring while cleaning her litter box with a company-issued spatula. There is tolerance, and then there’s whatever this is. Name it.
By Tina's Blossom Life6 months ago in Humor
How Government Spending Works… Without Numbers
Welcome to the magical land of government spending, where math is a myth, accountability is an endangered species, and the national debt is just a number we chant before sacrificing logic to the gods of lobbying. If you've ever wondered how your tax dollars are used, abused, or lost behind a vending machine at the Pentagon, then this guide is for you!
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
5 Internet Trends We’re All Embarrassed We Participated In
1. The Ice Bucket Challenge That Most of Us Did Without Donating Remember when dumping a freezing bucket of ice water on yourself became the ultimate social media flex? In 2014, you could not scroll for five seconds without seeing someone shrieking oh my god it is so cold while their friend dumped a bucket over their head and filmed it on a potato quality phone camera.
By Skipper Domi7 months ago in Humor
Manifesting a Better Life Using Only Expired Condiments and Positive Vibes
🌈 Welcome, seeker of shelf-stable enlightenment. You’ve tried it all: Vision boards. Journaling. Screaming into a crystal shaped like Gwyneth Paltrow. And yet… your life remains one existential pothole away from a full spiritual blowout. Well, what if I told you that the answer to your dreams isn’t in a self-help book or a TikTok tarot card? It’s in your fridge... In the door... Behind the pickles. Lurking with mysterious crust around the cap…
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Great Banana Heist
In the heart of the lush, green Junglewood Forest, there lived a monkey named Bongo and a cat named Whiskers. Bongo was mischievous, chatty, and had a tail longer than your average jungle vine. Whiskers, on the other hand, was sleek, sassy, and convinced she was royalty—even though her throne was just an upside-down tortoise shell.
By Intresting Stories7 months ago in Humor
The Great Spoon Conspiracy: Where Do They All Go?
there are many mysteries in life that remain unsolved. Like why the Wi-Fi always slows down exactly when you're about to hit "Submit." Or why your cat prefers a dented cardboard box over the plush bed you spent 30 bucks on.
By IMIGINASTIAR7 months ago in Humor
Married for the Discount
Claire never thought she’d get married. Or, more accurately, she never thought she’d want to get married. Weddings were expensive, exhausting, and, honestly, kind of pointless. Plus, the idea of sharing a bathroom with someone else’s toothbrush? No, thank you.
By Awais Khaliq7 months ago in Humor
Local Man Creates Religion Around Toast, Sparks Global Movement
It all began with a simple slice of sourdough. Fifty-two-year-old Dennis Mallard of Cheboygan, Michigan was preparing his usual breakfast — two slices of toast, lightly buttered, just a whisper of cinnamon — when he claims he received a “revelation.” As the second slice popped up, Dennis saw what he described as “a divine shimmer” across the crust.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
