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100 Quotes For Lifelong Motivation.
Perseverance & Persistence "Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." — Robert Collier "Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another." — Walter Elliot
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
The Wrong Way to Motivate Your Kid
Introduction Motivation is the invisible fuel behind every child's learning, development, and success. Parents, as the first and most influential figures in their children's lives, play a crucial role in instilling motivation. However, while the intention to inspire and encourage is often well-meaning, many parents unknowingly adopt motivational strategies that backfire, harm self-esteem, create anxiety, and hinder personal growth.
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
Why Success Is Overrated.
Introduction: The Obsession With Success In today's fast-paced, hyper-competitive world, success has become a near-religious obsession. From a young age, we are told that success—often defined narrowly as wealth, fame, power, or social recognition—is the ultimate goal of life. This idea is frequently reinforced by our educational systems, media narratives, corporate cultures, and even personal relationships. The message is clear: to live a meaningful life, you must "make it."
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
I Study Happiness for a Living: My 10 Best Parenting Lessons for Raising Happy, Successful Kids.
Backed by Science, Experience, and Real-Life Parenting Insights Introduction: At Home, Happiness Is the First Step As a researcher and student of happiness, I have spent years analyzing what truly makes people fulfilled, resilient, and successful in life. Throughout my academic journey, I've come to an undeniable conclusion: Happiness and success are skills, not accidents, and they are often cultivated early—within the family home.
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
When Does a Woman Cheat on a Man?
Understanding the Psychological, Emotional, Situational, Biological, and Social Triggers Behind Female Infidelity Introduction: The Complexity of Female Infidelity
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
When Does a Man Cheat on a Woman?
Understanding the Psychological, Emotional, Situational, Biological, and Social Triggers Behind Male Infidelity Introduction: The Complexity of Male Infidelity
By Krypton 8 months ago in Humor
The Editor
“What the fuck is this?” “Seriously. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This?” “Comma splice there.” “That doesn’t even remotely resemble a proper sentence.”
By Matthew J. Fromm8 months ago in Humor
The Chicken We Eat. Top Story - May 2025.
It’s Tuesday again, which is wild because it was just Tuesday the other day. Tuesdays entail eating dinner at an impossible speed so my husband and I can race both kids off to their overpriced dance classes where they learn a routine they then perform for one whole minute to an auditorium of hostages at the end-of-year dance show.
By Nora Ariana8 months ago in Humor
“Food Near Me”: The Most Searched Phrase in Human History (Probably)
Let’s face it. “Food Near Me” isn’t just a search term — it’s a cry for help. A digital SOS sent by starving humans everywhere who are too hungry to type full sentences. You could be a millionaire with Michelin-star cravings or a broke college student hoping for a miracle. But in the end, we all have something in common: typing “Food Near Me” into Google like it's a life-or-death situation.
By David Andrews8 months ago in Humor
Mirror mirror on the wall…
(Scene: Gilded Mar-a-Lago bathroom. The walls gleam like an overcompensating oil baron’s fever dream. The toilet is more gold than Kohler ever intended. A towel embroidered with #47 hangs limply on a rack. Trump stands before an enormous, baroque mirror framed with tiny eagles, miniature MAGA hats, and gold-plated golf tees.)
By Jeff Olen9 months ago in Humor
18 Ways JD Vance Might Have Whacked the Pope
VATICAN CITY — In an unexpected plot twist, Pope Francis passed away just hours after meeting hillbilly whisperer JD Vance.
By Scott Christenson🌴9 months ago in Humor
"Hayek’s Hangover: A Love Story Between Markets and Mayhem"
Once upon a time in a snowy Swiss chalet—not quite a James Bond hideout, but close—a bunch of intellectuals gathered with a dream. It was the 1940s, and the world was crawling out of the rubble of fascism and world war, trying to piece together what kind of future it wanted. In a resort town named Mont Pèlerin, a group of academics, economists, and political thinkers formed what would become the world’s most powerful secret club that no one had ever heard of: the Mont Pelerin Society.
By The Unique Pen9 months ago in Humor