Parody
HISTORICAL DEEP DIVE: Archaeologists Conclude the Ancient Civilization That Built Stonehenge Was Just Very Bad at Jenga
For centuries, scholars, mystics, and travel bloggers have debated the origins of Stonehenge. Was it a calendar? A sacred site? A giant rock-based IKEA project missing half the instructions?
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
The Wrong Seminar
Marcus Lee had twenty-seven dollars in his checking account and a sticky note on his fridge that read, “Succeed or starve.” He wasn’t dramatic by nature. The sticky note was practical. Inspirational, even. He had written it after watching a free webinar called Unleash the Inner Giant Within You, hosted by Bryce Chandler, America’s favorite millionaire-turned-messianic-life-coach—a man who looked like a cross between an energy drink and a televangelist caught mid-exorcism.
By Muhammad Sabeel4 months ago in Humor
How to Achieve Inner Peace by Ignoring All Your Problems (and Maybe Faking Your Own Death)
Are you tired of stress? Exhausted by the relentless grind of responsibility, bills, and that one coworker who insists on “circle-back” meetings about nothing? You’re not alone... Millions of people struggle daily with the crushing weight of reality.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
ON THE DISCOVERY OF CANUS INSECTIVORUS
This paper explores the recent discovery of fossils believed to be derived from a species known as Canus Insectivorus, colloquially known as Bug Wolves. These animals reportedly existed for approximately ten years during the Pleistocene Era around 16,000 B.C. The fossils were uncovered in the western portion of what is now the United States during a routine dig conducted by Prof. Magnus Trelviksson, a zooarcheologist. Trelviksson’s team was investigating human dwellings when they discovered small bones. “We found Canus Insectivorus bones in the general vicinity of early dwellings,” Trelviksson stated, adding that this was proof that they were domesticated.
By Peggy Sherman4 months ago in Humor
She is cute with Sniffing Laugh
Love is blind, they say. But what they don’t tell you is that sometimes love has really good hearing. It was a Friday evening, and the city lights were glowing like a million fireflies. Inside a little car cruising down the boulevard, a young couple was enjoying what looked like the perfect date. She was stunning—hair glowing in the streetlight, eyes sparkling, smile as delicate as a painting. He, of course, was busy thinking: Wow. I really scored the jackpot.
By Life Hopes4 months ago in Humor
Coins, Cards, and Catastrophes
“You know what? You don’t have to work anymore! You don’t have to wake up at 7 a.m., punch your timecard, or answer to your grumpy boss. All you need is a crypto wallet… or maybe just one little lottery ticket. Success is waiting! Riches are one scratch away!”
By Shehzad Anjum4 months ago in Humor
TECH REVIEW: The Check Engine Light Does Not Mean Your Engine is “On”
At The Pompous Post™, we pride ourselves on keeping our readers informed about the latest technological breakthroughs. Last month we reviewed the cutting-edge “Toaster 2.0,” which can not only toast bread but also your hopes and dreams. This week, we turn our gaze to a truly revolutionary innovation: the Check Engine Light.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Cooking with Confidence and Zero Accuracy
The Confidence of a Master Chef (Without the Skill) Cooking is supposed to be a life skill, like driving a car or tying your shoes. Some people approach it like fine art, carefully measuring, timing, and seasoning. I, however, approach it like an unlicensed street magician.
By Sahir E Shafqat4 months ago in Humor
Transport in Italy - The Origins of the Venice Subway System.
A short account of the beginnings of the hugely famous and ever popular Venice Subway System. The system was the brainchild of engineers and entrepreneur Marco Fanelli back in 1874. He conceived it as a more efficient substitute for the gondolas and riverboats on the surface of the city's many canals.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
