Parody

To Blurb or Not to Blurb
From the dust jacket of this week's bestseller: One of the greatest novels of the past year, the author must be commended for his approach to the epic story of a boy, a girl and a sandwich during the Great War! - P. P. Simoleon, The Picayune Gazette
By Kendall Defoe 10 months ago in Humor
The Great Avocado Uprising
Norman Blinksworth just wanted an avocado. That was all. A single, ripe avocado something that, in theory, should have been an uneventful purchase. But of course, Norman lived in a universe that had long abandoned logic in favour of chaos, and so this would become the day that the produce section finally snapped.
By The INFORMER10 months ago in Humor
Horror Story Banlata
There changed into a village named Bonolota. The human beings of the village lived in peace and happiness. There changed into no shortage of something within the village, and the villagers spent their days with smiles on their faces. But one night, all through a complete moon, a female went missing from the village. Despite looking everywhere, the villagers couldn't discover her. After hours of frantic looking, they stumbled upon her dead frame below a massive banyan tree at the threshold of the village.
By jibon10 months ago in Humor
Elegy for Elphaba 😢
Greenest Elphaba, You're not Wicked And I'm not Insane These labels are slapped on us by minions, and munchkins, and malcontents, and moviemakers.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Humor
The Great Cantaloupe Uprising
Los Angeles' Grand Quest for Cantaloupe It began with Greg going to the grocery store. He had a straightforward shopping list, eggs, bread, milk, and one cantaloupe. Nothing too extraordinary.
By Rohitha Lanka10 months ago in Humor
Catas-trope
I slid balm over my chapped lips and shoved the stick back into my purse. Tap: my earbud case hit the sidewalk. A man with thick hair and an expensive suit scooped it up.
By Deanna Cassidy11 months ago in Humor
Instacaptured
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for deals, I can tell you I have no control over tariffs, but I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a brief career in the grocery game. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for your goods, find them, and I will deliver. You'll never see it coming. Except, you will, because GPS is built into the app."
By LRB11 months ago in Humor
When You Are A King. Top Story - March 2025. Content Warning.
He is a king, he can do anything he wants, he can have anything he wants. Not only that, he has magic in his fingers, and he is selfish and spiteful.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 11 months ago in Humor
The Fourth Wall
The moment I saw Elon Musk staring at me from the television I should have walked away. It's so clear to me now. Why didn't I simply turn it off and ask the wife if she would like to go for a walk or even suggest going out for a coffee? Anything would have saner than what I did instead.
By John Cox11 months ago in Humor
Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
“You’ve reached Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. The finest cleaners in all of Pteetneet City. You need it dusted, we’re the ones to be trusted. This is Beverly Butcher, what can I clean for you?”
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Humor
The Pink Mob (sters)
** This is a story that I published 2 years ago, in fiction. I wanted to reshare it for this challenge, but was unsure how to change communities. So, if this story is familiar, that is why **
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden11 months ago in Humor
The Security Of Home
** This is a story that I published 2 years ago, in fiction. I wanted to reshare it for this challenge, but was unsure how to change communities. So, if this story is familiar, that is why ** **
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden11 months ago in Humor