Jokes
Now That’s What I Call Stupid
Ah, high school. A time of awkward first dates, questionable fashion choices, and moments so cringe-worthy they haunt you for years. But nothing—and I mean nothing—prepared me for the legendary tale of the guy who thought bare hands were oven mitts. Buckle up, because this is a story of bravery, stupidity, and a pizza that deserved better.
By mureed hussain11 months ago in Humor
A Plate of Chicken & Sides: Before vs. After Plating (Spoiler: It’s the Same Sad Food, Just Fancier). AI-Generated.
Before: The Reality (a.k.a. “Depression on a Plate”) Picture this: You’ve roasted a chicken breast. It’s drier than your inbox after a dating app binge. Your “garlic mashed potatoes” are lumpier than a 2003 Nokia phone. And the green beans? Let’s just say they’ve seen better days—like 20 minutes ago, in the freezer. You plop it all on a plate with the enthusiasm of a sloth on melatonin. Bon appétit!
By Anna-Maria12 months ago in Humor
Title: "The Clock That Counted Backwards
In the small town of Willowbrook, there was a legend about an old clock that hung in the town square. It wasn’t just any clock—it was said to count **backwards**. No one knew where it came from or who made it, but everyone knew one thing: if the clock ever stopped, something terrible would happen.
By Killing Mission 12 months ago in Humor
