200+ Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes To Make Your Heart Laugh

Here’s a collection of 200+ hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes that’ll make your heart laugh and your cheeks hurt from smiling!

Whether you’re sharing a joke with your sweetheart, cracking up with friends, or just enjoying a good laugh, these Valentine’s Day jokes are punny, silly, and full of love. 💘😂

🤣 Classic Valentine's Day Jokes

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams!

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

We’re a perfect match!

Why do scientists say love is like a chemical reaction?

Because sometimes it explodes!

How did the cucumber ask the tomato to be his Valentine?

Lettuce be together!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

😂 Love and Relationship Jokes

Why should you never break up with a soccer player?

Because they’re always ready to kick things off again!

Why did the man bring a ladder to his Valentine’s Day date?

Because he wanted to take love to the next level!

What’s the most romantic part of the ocean?

When the waves say “I shore love you!”

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What did the husband say when his wife asked why he never buys her flowers?

I didn’t know you sold them!

🍫 Sweet and Chocolate-Themed Jokes

What did the chocolate say to the marshmallow?

You make life s’more fun!

Why did the M&M go to therapy?

Because he felt empty inside!

What’s a candy’s favorite Valentine’s Day movie?

Sweet Home Alabama!

What do you call a fight between two candy bars?

A chocolate meltdown!

Why did the chocolate bar break up with the caramel?

It was too clingy!

❤️ Cute and Cheesy Love Jokes

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?

I’m nuts about you!

Why did the girl bring a pencil to her date?

To draw his attention!

What’s a light bulb’s favorite Valentine’s Day saying?

I love you watts and watts!

Why did the phone break up with his girlfriend?

There were too many missed calls!

What’s the best way to win an argument with your Valentine?

Agree that they’re right before they even start talking!

😆 Animal-Themed Valentine’s Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes on Valentine’s Day?

A funny bunny!

Why did the cat sit next to the lamp on Valentine’s Day?

Because it wanted to be purr-fectly warm and cozy!

What did the owl say to his Valentine?

Owl always love you!

Why don’t fish celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Because they’re afraid of getting hooked!

What did the snake say to his crush?

You make my heart hiss with love!

💌 Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I always will!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at me, I’m in love!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for being my Valentine!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Barry.

Barry who?

Barry me in your love!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee my Valentine!

🤣 Valentine’s Jokes for Singles

Why didn’t the skeleton ask anyone out for Valentine’s Day?

He didn’t have the guts!

What’s a single person’s favorite dessert?

Anything they don’t have to share!

Why did the calendar break up with Valentine’s Day?

Because it needed some space!

Why don’t singles celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Because they don’t want to wine about it!

What’s a single person’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

All by Myself!

🤣 Food-Themed Valentine’s Jokes

Why did the bacon break up with the egg?

Because it was acting a little scrambled!

What do you call two pickles in love?

A dill-ightful couple!

Why did the banana go on a Valentine’s date?

Because it found someone a-peeling!

What do you call a romantic berry?

A jamming sweetheart!

Why did the chef fall in love?

Because they found the perfect recipe for romance!

😂 Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes

What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive!

What did the boy balloon say to the girl balloon?

You lift me up!

Why do painters always fall in love?

Because they know how to draw attention!

What’s a pirate’s favorite way to tell someone they love them?

I arrrr-dore you!

What do you call someone who steals hearts?

A cardiologist!

😆 Valentine’s Jokes for Kids

What did one bee say to the other?

You’re bee-utiful!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

What’s the best way to talk to a crush?

With lots of heart and no brain freezes!

What do you call a heart that loves to tell jokes?

A funny valentine!

Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day?

Because it had too many problems!

😂 More Valentine’s Jokes to Keep You Laughing

How do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

They go on a scent-imental journey!

Why did the banana send a Valentine?

Because it was going bananas for love!

What do you call an ant who loves Valentine’s Day?

Rom-ant-ic!

Why did the Valentine’s card go to jail?

Because it was framed for stealing hearts!

Why did the music note break up with its partner?

It just didn’t have the right rhythm!

💘 There you go! 200+ Valentine’s Day jokes to make your heart laugh, your friends giggle, and your Valentine’s Day extra fun!

Whether you’re celebrating with a partner, friends, or your dog (because let’s be real, dogs are the best Valentines), laughter is always the best gift! 😍😂