Irony
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 7 months ago in Humor
The Blue Banana
The Blue Banana There it was, a great, huge, massive eighteen foot long fifteen hundred dollar banana sitting on the brown winter grass of the front lawn in the afternoon sunshine and cool frosty winter air. At least it looked like a banana, the way the bow and stern both bent one way making a sweeping yet subtle arc appear along both sides of the hull. Perhaps I should say it was kind of a banana shaped boat. The only problem with it being bananalike was that it was a pretty blue color, not a very appetizing color for that particular fruit. Nonetheless, the plastic hull of this lovely ocean kayak on the lawn was obviously ever so slightly bent in a sideways arc like a banana—not a healthy quality for an expensive eighteen foot sea kayak that was meant to be straight and true as it sliced through the pristine waters upon which it was designed to travel.
By Mark Doherty7 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 months ago in Humor
