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OBITUARY: The Last Person on Earth Who Knew How to Program a VCR Has Passed, Taking the Secret of Blinking 12:00 With Them
It is with heavy hearts and perpetually blinking appliances that we announce the passing of Gerald “Gerry” Thompson, age 86; the last known human capable of programming a VCR. With him goes the final ember of an ancient and mysterious craft, one that future civilizations will one day misinterpret as sorcery.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Gets a Surprise Visit From Oliver Olivier. Top Story - October 2025.
Gloria's Surprise Visit “Debbie dear, there’s someone knocking on the door. Can you get it?” “Yes, I hear it. I’m just finishing scrubbing the toilet. I’ll get it real quick.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Local Man Successfully Parallel Parks on First Try, Immediately Vaporizes in Blaze of Glory
The Event That Shook Humanity It began like any other Thursday morning. The sun rose, coffee brewed, and traffic clotted itself into the arteries of the city. Yet on a quiet downtown street, history unfolded in a way no one could have anticipated.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Safari Jokes: Roaring Laughs for Every Explorer
When people think of safaris, they usually imagine majestic lions, curious elephants, and breathtaking landscapes. But what if we add a little humor to the mix? Safari jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh while celebrating the wonders of the wild.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
Lost in Translation: Funny Stories from Everyday Life
There is something hilarious about words betraying us. One moment you feel confident, the next you are staring at a phrase that makes no sense at all. Sometimes the mistake is innocent, sometimes it is embarrassing, and every now and then it becomes a story you keep retelling years later.
By Molly Gibson4 months ago in Humor
HISTORICAL DEEP DIVE: Archaeologists Conclude the Ancient Civilization That Built Stonehenge Was Just Very Bad at Jenga
For centuries, scholars, mystics, and travel bloggers have debated the origins of Stonehenge. Was it a calendar? A sacred site? A giant rock-based IKEA project missing half the instructions?
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
How to Achieve Inner Peace by Ignoring All Your Problems (and Maybe Faking Your Own Death)
Are you tired of stress? Exhausted by the relentless grind of responsibility, bills, and that one coworker who insists on “circle-back” meetings about nothing? You’re not alone... Millions of people struggle daily with the crushing weight of reality.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor










