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They told me to think of my recovery like assembling Ikea furniture: one confusing piece at a time, a handful of Allen keys I didn’t know I owned, and a manual that might as well be written in ancient Swedish. I remember standing in the physiotherapy room, two parallel bars glinting under fluorescent light, and feeling like a man who had shown up to a dance-off with two left feet and a broken rhythm.
By LUNA EDITH4 months ago in Humor
She is cute with Sniffing Laugh
Love is blind, they say. But what they don’t tell you is that sometimes love has really good hearing. It was a Friday evening, and the city lights were glowing like a million fireflies. Inside a little car cruising down the boulevard, a young couple was enjoying what looked like the perfect date. She was stunning—hair glowing in the streetlight, eyes sparkling, smile as delicate as a painting. He, of course, was busy thinking: Wow. I really scored the jackpot.
By Life Hopes4 months ago in Humor
TECH REVIEW: The Check Engine Light Does Not Mean Your Engine is “On”
At The Pompous Post™, we pride ourselves on keeping our readers informed about the latest technological breakthroughs. Last month we reviewed the cutting-edge “Toaster 2.0,” which can not only toast bread but also your hopes and dreams. This week, we turn our gaze to a truly revolutionary innovation: the Check Engine Light.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
No Such Thing As A Fish Podcast. Top Story - September 2025.
The No Such Thing As A Fish podcast proves that there is still a receptive audience for narrative, informational, and hilariously funny indie podcasts. This superb show swims in shark-infested waters as large podcast networks pack their show rosters with either celebrity-driven interview shows (cheap to do) or true-crime shows that take a more performative than investigative (also cheap to do).
By Frank Racioppi4 months ago in Humor
Getting Away from My Wife
In the hierarchy of men, there are Alpha and Beta, and there’s me, the next letter of the Greek alphabet–a Gamma male. Too shy to lead, but too proud to follow. Dodging conflict but quietly convinced I’m right. Rigorously avoiding sports but wanting to get a good kick in every once in a while. To sum it all up, I love the thrill of defiance.
By Scott Christenson🌴4 months ago in Humor
The Secret Lives of Garden Gnomes: What They’re Really Doing When You’re Asleep
For centuries, mankind has slept soundly under the false assumption that their gardens are tranquil places. Quiet sanctuaries of flora, chirping crickets, and maybe a bunny or two, nibbling on carrots. But recent evidence uncovered by The Pompous Post™ investigative team (me, one pair of binoculars, and a suspiciously long summer evening) has revealed the shocking truth: your garden gnomes aren’t innocent ceramic ornaments.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Nothing about Australia is normal!
“Gidday mate!” “Howzit goin'?” These would be typical greetings you might receive when arriving on the fair shores of the land of Oz. Not to be confused with the Wizard of OZ, Australia is populated by a breed of animal called Aussies. Some people think the typical Aussie, if there is one, is weirder than the Wizard of Oz characters.
By Calvin London4 months ago in Humor
Rotary Jokes: Spinning Laughter Around Every Corner
Rotary jokes may sound like they’re all about machines, gears, and motors, but they go far beyond that. From clever wordplay to funny spins on everyday life, rotary humor can brighten conversations, add a spark to events, and even lighten the mood in classrooms or workplaces.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Nation’s Grandmas Unite, Declare War on “Unsatisfyingly Thin” Restaurant Napkins
A Crisis at the Dinner Table For decades, Americans have tolerated flimsy restaurant napkins that disintegrate at the first sight of soup, shred beneath the weight of barbecue sauce, and provide less absorbency than a damp Kleenex. But no more.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
