Funny
How I Defied Destiny with a Forkful of Custard
I had never planned on being swallowed by a flock of hyper-intelligent birds, but life, as I always say, is nothing if not persistently haphazard. One minute, I was sashaying into the city's most overpriced patisserie, wearing a coat so extravagant it could have caused an uprising. The next, I was being hoisted skyward by an enthusiastic parliament of rainbow-hued birds that smelled faintly of cinnamon and existential dread.
By Diane Foster11 months ago in Humor
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk?
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk? In the lively town of Wigan, UK, where meat and potato pies are a big deal and the smell of fresh pastries fills the air, there’s a cozy pie shop known for its tasty £1 meat and potato pies. One day, Albert walked in with one goal: to get a hot pie for dinner. Little did he know this simple trip would become a hilarious adventure filled with all sorts of wackiness.
By Marie381Uk 11 months ago in Humor
THE COFFEE INCIDENT OF WALLY BUMBLESNOOT
It started, as most disasters do, with a simple cup of coffee. Wally Bumblesnoot, a man whose greatest life achievement was once winning an argument with a parrot, just wanted his morning caffeine. He wasn’t asking for much—just a hot, comforting mug of wake-up juice.
By Jason “Jay” Benskin11 months ago in Humor
LUCAS AND THE GREAT BROCCOLI BATTLE. AI-Generated.
Lucas never imagined that buying a liter of milk would turn into an odyssey. But everything changed the moment he stepped into the supermarket. The fluorescent lights flickered, the background music spiraled into a frantic waltz, and an empty shopping cart rolled towards him as if inviting him to climb in.
By Alain SUPPINI11 months ago in Humor
Progressively Worse. Content Warning.
I got to the parking lot of my office and my spot was taken. Normally, I’d try to not let this bother me, but my name was on this spot. I worked hard all year for the promotion to assistant regional manager, and in addition to the slight pay bump, the parking spot next to the office was the only other benefit.
By Alex H Mittelman 11 months ago in Humor
