50+ Funny Duck Puns and Jokes That Will Quack You Up

Funny duck puns:

1. What the duck?!
2. You quack me up!
3. Just winging it!
4. No fowl play!
5. Stay quacktive!
6. Let’s get quackin’!
7. Don’t be a quackpot!
8. Feeling ducky today!
9. Duck to the future!
10. That’s just ducking awesome!
11. Beak-a-boo!
12. Duck, duck… oops, goose!
13. Bill me later!
14. Totally quackers!
15. Pond-er that for a moment!
16. What a fowl mood!
17. Get your ducks in a row!
18. Quack of all trades!
19. Don’t be such a downer!
20. That’s eggs-traordinary!

Funny duck jokes:

1. Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A wise-quacker!
3. Why don’t ducks tell secrets? Because they might quack under pressure!
4. What do ducks do before they tell a joke? They wing it!
5. Why was the duck so good at baseball? He had a great wing span!
6. What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s? A wise quackademic!
7. Why was the duck always calm? He just went with the flow!
8. What’s a duck’s favorite type of TV show? Duckumentaries!
9. Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills!
10. What does a duck say when it buys lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”
11. Why was the duck arrested? He was caught selling quack!
12. What’s a duck’s favorite dance move? The quackstep!
13. Why did the duck sit on the roof? He wanted to be a high-flyer!
14. What do ducks say when they disagree? “I think you quack me up!”
15. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case!
16. What kind of eggs do evil ducks lay? Deviled eggs!
17. What do you call a duck that loves rap music? A quackstar!
18. Why do ducks hate fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
19. How does a duck like his coffee? With a splash of quack!
20. What do you call a duck that fixes computers? A tech-quacker!
21. Why do ducks always win arguments? Because they have the best rebuttals!
22. What do you call a duck that loves to meditate? A zen-quack!
23. Why did the duck start a band? Because he had the drumsticks!
24. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? Quack-amole!
25. Why did the duck break up with his girlfriend? She was acting a little fowl!
26. What do you call a duck that tells jokes? A pun-quacker!
27. What’s a duck’s favorite type of snack? Cheese and quackers!
28. What do you call a sneaky duck? A duck-ective!
29. Why don’t ducks ever get in trouble? They always quack up a good excuse!
30. Why did the duck bring a ladder? To reach the high quack!
31. What’s a duck’s favorite classic novel? “The Great Quacksby”!
32. How do ducks get around town? They take the duck bus!
33. Why was the duck in therapy? He had too many emotional quacks!
34. What do you call a duck that gets lost? A mis-quack!
35. Why did the duck become a lawyer? He was an expert in bill disputes!
36. What do you call a duck that’s a great chef? A master quack!
37. What’s a duck’s favorite candy? Quack-olate bars!
38. Why did the duck get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!
39. What do ducks say when they propose? “Will you beak mine?”
40. Why did the duck go to space? To visit the quackstronauts!
41. What’s a duck’s favorite type of math? Quack-ulations!
42. Why did the duck become a magician? Because he was good at duck-ceptions!
43. How do ducks stay in touch? They send quack-messages!
44. Why don’t ducks play hide and seek? Because they always quack under pressure!
45. What’s a duck’s favorite workout? Quackrobatics!
46. Why did the duck refuse to fight? He didn’t want to ruffle any feathers!
47. What’s a duck’s favorite sport? Beak-ball!
48. What’s a duck’s favorite Star Wars character? Quack Skywalker!
49. Why do ducks make terrible secret agents? They always spill the quacks!
50. How do ducks apologize? They say, “I’m really quacking sorry!”