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Cook Jokes: Stirring Up Laughs One Spoon at a Time
Cooking brings folks together, whether it’s around the stove, the dinner table, or a group chat full of silly jokes. And let’s be honest—kitchen humor hits different. There’s something about pots boiling over, burnt toast, and overconfident home chefs that just cracks people up.
By JokeJesterabout a month ago in Humor
~ Shallow ~. Top Story - December 2025.
~ Spaghetti Straps & Curly-Perm ~ By Luck, we met at the .25 Cent car wash — probably not a quarter anymore? It is such a vivid memory. I was on my knees with a white plastic-tip Tiparillo cigar between my teeth (cool at the time) and no shirt while polishing my 'Chrome' wheels. I looked up to see this totally lovely woman with the Hottest looking Fluffy-Perm - wearing a 'Spaghetti-Strap' Sundress, that was quite transparent, I just couldn't stop staring! Let the Sunshine-In..!
By Jay Kantorabout a month ago in Humor
The Day the President’s Stomach Declared a National Emergency
The Conference of Ultimate Importance Once every fifty years, world leaders gather for the Global Stability Summit, a meeting designed to bring peace, cooperation, and… a lot of awkward small talk. This year’s summit was held in the newly renovated International Peace Dome, which looked like a giant egg laid by a billionaire who wanted tax breaks.
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
2090: The Year Humanity Finally Got Its Act Together (Sort Of)
A future so advanced, we still find new ways to be ridiculous The world had already transformed into something our ancestors from the 2000s would barely recognize. The air was clearer than it had been in centuries, not because humanity suddenly became responsible, but because the planet finally got tired and forced us to adapt. Nobody expected 2090 to start with chaos, but honestly… It’s humanity. Chaos is our brand. By then, the world had already changed in ways your great-grandparents would call “witchcraft,” your grandparents would call “the devil’s work,” and your parents would call “too expensive.”
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Things I'm Thankful for as a True Crime Fan This Holiday Season
Thanksgiving is upon us, and that means we hear Mariah's All I Want for Christmas on every radio station known to man, and we’re all more thankful for life and all that it’s given us than we tend to be at other times of the year. While everyone shows their gratitude for Grammy's mac n’ cheese, their good health, friends, and family, I'm over here showing extra appreciation for my love of true crime, knowing I’ll never be the star of an ID Channel show.
By Criminal Matters2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
