Family
My Father-in-Law's Advice Is Like a Box of Chocolates: You Never Know What Kind of Crazy You're Going to Eat
When I married into the Thompson family, I thought the hardest part would be remembering everyone’s birthday. I didn’t know the real challenge would be surviving Doug Thompson — my father-in-law — a man whose advice ranged from strangely profound to utterly unhinged, often within the same sentence.
By Mahayud Din7 months ago in Humor
Magic Trick Jokes: Where the Punchlines Disappear (and Reappear!)
Pull a rabbit out of your hat and a laugh out of your lungs — it’s time for some hilarious magic trick jokes! Whether you’re a birthday party magician, a fan of card tricks, or just someone who likes a little abracadabra with their humor, these jokes will leave you spellbound and giggling.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Athletics Jokes: Running, Jumping, and Laughing Your Way to Fun
Athletics — whether it’s sprinting, jumping, throwing, or just plain running around — is a huge part of sports culture. But guess what? It’s not all sweat and serious athletics competition. There’s plenty of room for some good old-fashioned laughter, too!
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Kidnapping my Twin
Ok ok ok I know it look very crazy because I was just in the main spotlight now I’m in a cop car, but if I told you the full story you probably would understand why…so I might just do that. It all started earlier this week I was sitting at lunch (by myself) eating the sandwich I hate the most, PBJ. As you already know PBJ turns my stomach but I lost the rock paper scissors battle that morning against my twin…again so he pick what we had for lunch. My twin was more popular than me at school, I’m talking about wayyy more popular despite literally looking the exact same. I guess it’s his personality against other people because when he with me he act like I’m his follower. He always thought I was a jealous twin and always thought I was trying to find a flaw on him but honestly I just don’t like him because people treat him better than me…well I guess that sound kinda jealous but you missing the point. Anyways I was sitting by the table of the cool kids. I swear these kids think they the alpha of high schoolers and everyone else is they peasants. Ok back to the topic one of the kids was talking about a party happening this week and it might be the best one yet. He said his parents was out of town this week because of a work field trip and he had the house all by himself. They was talking about there will be beer, snacks, girls, and all the other illegal stuff you can think of. I was listening like my life depends on it cause I know my brother better than anyone else and I knew he was going. My face glitter up like a disco at a 1990s party. I couldn’t wait to tell my parents on my ‘so perfect brother’. I was hoping if I told they was going to put me first in the dept chart of us. But something even more shocking came up, they was saying my brother was gonna be of the main host there. Oh…MY…DAYS I couldn’t believe it. Well I was thinking he would be there but not thinking he would be one of the hosts. Now I know if I snitch I would 100 percent be the favorable twin out of us. And no I’m NOT JEALOUS! Anyways lunch had ended and since I’m done with classes for today I did what any other completely sane person on this earth would do, I followed them. As I follow them I realize they was going to my brother class which is gym. I don’t want my brother to see me cause I know the first thing he would think of is me spying on him so I curve and went to the libary cause after the gym teacher find out they not suppose to be in gym they all going to go to the libary. So Why I was rehearsing on what I’m going to say to our parents I seen my brother and his little minions coming into the libary doing everything except following the rules. One of them must didn’t eat lunch cause he was smacking on some processed chips and one of them was louder than a mother giving birth to a child. But I guess if you very popular in school you get a lot of chances cause the Liberian helper (brother crush) just gave them a warning. I put my head down so they didn’t see me listening to them discussing the details about the party. After they was done chattering I knew everything about this party. So when school ended we got pick up from school by our mother and every afternoon she ask us how was our day. I told her I had a very surprising and unusual day and my brother started his conversation off with a question asking can he go over to his friend house and study tomorrow for the upcoming exam. Ummm first of all if my mother actually pay attention to the emails she have been receiving she would realize that we don’t have a exam until the end of the semester but she so stuck up on her job she hardly even look towards our education situations or anything really. The only thing she give energy towards is her job, groceries, bills, and oh yea my twin of course. I swear you can sneak in a elephant in the living room and if she is working on her laptop she wouldn’t expect a thing. And My pops ain’t no different but the only thing he focus on is when are the next basketball game and when the food is ready. Anyways my mother answer my twin question with an yes. I could’ve just rat him out right then and there but I didn’t have any evidence so I would just come off as you guest it, a Jealous brother. So the day went by and the next day was the day of the party. The school hours went by as usual nothing special but after school we went home and my brother was getting ready for the party. Our parents had to drop us off and run some errands and will be back around 11:30 pm which is extremely late for them. As he was getting ready I realize he been in my draw and got my lucky shirt, which is a no go. I told him to take it off cause he gonna wear off the only luck I have left and he refuse to. I was so mad so I figured out I can just tell our parents he was going to a party instead of studying so when I went to go call my parents to snitch the phone had went to voicemail…no way. I was so angry that my brother was gonna win again but this angry was different… a lot different. It was like I couldn’t control my self emotions and actions about the situation. So while my brother was in the basement trying to find a pack of beer he had hiding in there for special moments I came behind him and lock the door. If you know my house you would realize that the basement is like a jail cell and if the door was lock it could only be open from the outside. So after I lock him in the basement a thought had came to my mind. I realize that I can go to the party as my twin and basically be a jackass to ruin his image as a person. No, IM NOT JEALOUS! So while I was getting ready I already knew the time and location so I was on my way to the party. When I arrive everybody was looking at me in a very confused way. It was like they knew the soul in my body wasn’t the same as my brother so I had to do something to throw them off of me. The first thing I did when I got there was hit a back flip off of one of the benches on the outside( yes me and my twin can flip) but it was like his signature move he did when he was with his friends. So after the confusion had ended and welcomes was giving the party was starting. Me and my brother friends was upsteps and trying to figure everything out about the party. One of them said we got 5 minutes until the big announce. I sat there in confusion cause I didn’t hear nothing about a announcement during the library. He had ask everyone do they remember they line and look towards me and told me I can’t forget mines because it was one of the most important speech. A big gulp came from the inside of my throat, Oh no……
By Michael Coleman7 months ago in Humor
"Not a Mother" – And Still a Complete Human Being, Imagine That
Ah yes, motherhood. The noble purpose. The holy grail. The biological escape room. That one thing that apparently completes you, gives you purpose, meaning, spiritual alignment, and sore nipples. What needs to be done to prolong the species. At least, that’s what the movies, relatives, and suspiciously enthusiastic Instagram accounts would have you believe.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
When a Man Scratches the Palm of a Woman's Hand
Nonverbal communication often says more than spoken words. A simple look a tilt of the head or a certain gesture can carry a world of meaning. One such gesture that has drawn curiosity for decades is when a man scratches the palm of a woman’s hand. To the untrained eye it might seem insignificant. But for those who pay attention to body language and cultural cues this small movement could signal something much deeper. In this article we explore what this act might mean why it is used and how important it is to understand the context behind it.
By DigitalAddi7 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Home Depot Jokes: Bringing the Humor Home
Alright, whether you’re a DIY pro, a weekend warrior, or just someone who occasionally wanders the aisles of Home Depot searching for inspiration (and maybe a snack), Home Depot jokes are a fun way to add a little humor to the world of tools, lumber, and orange aprons.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
