Michael Coleman
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Hello there my name is Michael Coleman and I’m a high school student who love to write. My stories are here to entertain readers and also show readers love, and kindness with a little joke on the side🙏please fell free to subscribe good day
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Kidnapping my Twin
Ok ok ok I know it look very crazy because I was just in the main spotlight now I’m in a cop car, but if I told you the full story you probably would understand why…so I might just do that. It all started earlier this week I was sitting at lunch (by myself) eating the sandwich I hate the most, PBJ. As you already know PBJ turns my stomach but I lost the rock paper scissors battle that morning against my twin…again so he pick what we had for lunch. My twin was more popular than me at school, I’m talking about wayyy more popular despite literally looking the exact same. I guess it’s his personality against other people because when he with me he act like I’m his follower. He always thought I was a jealous twin and always thought I was trying to find a flaw on him but honestly I just don’t like him because people treat him better than me…well I guess that sound kinda jealous but you missing the point. Anyways I was sitting by the table of the cool kids. I swear these kids think they the alpha of high schoolers and everyone else is they peasants. Ok back to the topic one of the kids was talking about a party happening this week and it might be the best one yet. He said his parents was out of town this week because of a work field trip and he had the house all by himself. They was talking about there will be beer, snacks, girls, and all the other illegal stuff you can think of. I was listening like my life depends on it cause I know my brother better than anyone else and I knew he was going. My face glitter up like a disco at a 1990s party. I couldn’t wait to tell my parents on my ‘so perfect brother’. I was hoping if I told they was going to put me first in the dept chart of us. But something even more shocking came up, they was saying my brother was gonna be of the main host there. Oh…MY…DAYS I couldn’t believe it. Well I was thinking he would be there but not thinking he would be one of the hosts. Now I know if I snitch I would 100 percent be the favorable twin out of us. And no I’m NOT JEALOUS! Anyways lunch had ended and since I’m done with classes for today I did what any other completely sane person on this earth would do, I followed them. As I follow them I realize they was going to my brother class which is gym. I don’t want my brother to see me cause I know the first thing he would think of is me spying on him so I curve and went to the libary cause after the gym teacher find out they not suppose to be in gym they all going to go to the libary. So Why I was rehearsing on what I’m going to say to our parents I seen my brother and his little minions coming into the libary doing everything except following the rules. One of them must didn’t eat lunch cause he was smacking on some processed chips and one of them was louder than a mother giving birth to a child. But I guess if you very popular in school you get a lot of chances cause the Liberian helper (brother crush) just gave them a warning. I put my head down so they didn’t see me listening to them discussing the details about the party. After they was done chattering I knew everything about this party. So when school ended we got pick up from school by our mother and every afternoon she ask us how was our day. I told her I had a very surprising and unusual day and my brother started his conversation off with a question asking can he go over to his friend house and study tomorrow for the upcoming exam. Ummm first of all if my mother actually pay attention to the emails she have been receiving she would realize that we don’t have a exam until the end of the semester but she so stuck up on her job she hardly even look towards our education situations or anything really. The only thing she give energy towards is her job, groceries, bills, and oh yea my twin of course. I swear you can sneak in a elephant in the living room and if she is working on her laptop she wouldn’t expect a thing. And My pops ain’t no different but the only thing he focus on is when are the next basketball game and when the food is ready. Anyways my mother answer my twin question with an yes. I could’ve just rat him out right then and there but I didn’t have any evidence so I would just come off as you guest it, a Jealous brother. So the day went by and the next day was the day of the party. The school hours went by as usual nothing special but after school we went home and my brother was getting ready for the party. Our parents had to drop us off and run some errands and will be back around 11:30 pm which is extremely late for them. As he was getting ready I realize he been in my draw and got my lucky shirt, which is a no go. I told him to take it off cause he gonna wear off the only luck I have left and he refuse to. I was so mad so I figured out I can just tell our parents he was going to a party instead of studying so when I went to go call my parents to snitch the phone had went to voicemail…no way. I was so angry that my brother was gonna win again but this angry was different… a lot different. It was like I couldn’t control my self emotions and actions about the situation. So while my brother was in the basement trying to find a pack of beer he had hiding in there for special moments I came behind him and lock the door. If you know my house you would realize that the basement is like a jail cell and if the door was lock it could only be open from the outside. So after I lock him in the basement a thought had came to my mind. I realize that I can go to the party as my twin and basically be a jackass to ruin his image as a person. No, IM NOT JEALOUS! So while I was getting ready I already knew the time and location so I was on my way to the party. When I arrive everybody was looking at me in a very confused way. It was like they knew the soul in my body wasn’t the same as my brother so I had to do something to throw them off of me. The first thing I did when I got there was hit a back flip off of one of the benches on the outside( yes me and my twin can flip) but it was like his signature move he did when he was with his friends. So after the confusion had ended and welcomes was giving the party was starting. Me and my brother friends was upsteps and trying to figure everything out about the party. One of them said we got 5 minutes until the big announce. I sat there in confusion cause I didn’t hear nothing about a announcement during the library. He had ask everyone do they remember they line and look towards me and told me I can’t forget mines because it was one of the most important speech. A big gulp came from the inside of my throat, Oh no……
By Michael Coleman7 months ago in Humor
Why are people so weird?
Let me start from the beginning, I remember it like yesterday. During my middle school days I was always the “weird kid”. I stayed by myself and basically was avoiding all conversations with any human beings. But one day I was sitting at a group table finna get ready to discuss a project we have been just assigned. I always thought the teacher hated me and knew I needed to step out my comfort zone cause I was in a group with some 100 percent extroverts. I’m talking about these people will seek any type of attention. They probably will be at they friend funeral and in the middle of a speech they gonna bladder out that they made the suit for the dead friend. Sound a little crucial but give you an idea of what type of people I’m dealing with. Anyways while we was discussing about the project ( by the way when I say we I meant them) we fumble across a problem about who gonna play the main role. Excuse my French but, HOLY SH!t that’s when the chaos started it was like three toddlers at the desk aguring who get to sit in the big boy chair and the rest get to stay on the floor. 20 minutes go by and we still have not made any progress on the project, in matter of fact I think the group of dummies made farther then we have far. So I realize that this was going to go on forever if I haven’t put my brains into the situation. So yes I spoke or as Neil deGrasse Tyson say I participate in discourse. I told them that we had until Friday to get this project done so we don’t have time to be yelling our vocal cords out on who gonna be who. I was so into the moment that I didn’t realize thats probably be the first time they heard me spoke that school year. It was quiet very quiet felt like some tragic had happen, felt like Cupid was shooting arrows but instead of love and feelings he was shooting arrows filled with confusion and discomfort at people. They sat there for like 20 seconds processing on what just happen like I was a caveman who was froze during the ice age and just spoke my first words since being unthawed. Finally they spoke, still sounded like they had just been hit with a flash bang but hey we getting somewhere. We was talking about who will be more fit into the roles (yes your heard me…we) and after 1 hour of plotting and planning I would glad to say there was a finish project on the table regardless rather its was good or not. Probably not the best stated out and organize but hey we work on what we had. We was discussing on who should have the main role and it ended up being yours truly me. Yep I know that was surprising and confusing cause despite having a very type of get out my face and choke on your own blood type of personality I was choosing to have the main role. Now before we go on I will like to announce that I was not fully committed on this role so when it’s was our go to present I sat there and look confuse on if they kidnap me and they said if I talk I will never see my kids again, not saying I have kids but you get my point. So we ended up getting a C on the project but hey I will gladly say that’s one step of moving out of my comfort zone and into the life of the people who chasing the American dream…sort of I guess.
By Michael Coleman7 months ago in Humor
