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LUCAS AND THE GREAT BROCCOLI BATTLE. AI-Generated.
Lucas never imagined that buying a liter of milk would turn into an odyssey. But everything changed the moment he stepped into the supermarket. The fluorescent lights flickered, the background music spiraled into a frantic waltz, and an empty shopping cart rolled towards him as if inviting him to climb in.
By Alain SUPPINI11 months ago in Humor
Progressively Worse. Content Warning.
I got to the parking lot of my office and my spot was taken. Normally, I’d try to not let this bother me, but my name was on this spot. I worked hard all year for the promotion to assistant regional manager, and in addition to the slight pay bump, the parking spot next to the office was the only other benefit.
By Alex H Mittelman 11 months ago in Humor
The Dairy Dimension: Aisle of Anarchy
Larry Larchmont’s day began with a mission so mundane it could bore a sloth: buy milk. His local grocery store, Save & Staple, had never once sparked excitement—until today.
By PhilipM-I11 months ago in Humor
a president and dinner. Content Warning.
President Bill Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated at one of the finest tables. As he is looking at the menu the waitress walks over to him and says "Mr. President, what would you like?" "How about a quickie?" he says as he is looking her over. Angerly she slaps him across the face and storms away. The secret service agent sitting next to him says "Sir, I believe it's pronounced QUICHE." Sir not quickie as he walked out of the lavish restaurant back to his limo as everyone looked in shock and awe after he was told to leave he said to agent 2 that all I wanted was a simple quiche awe man now I’m hungry wow have I really did this time guess the next time I will just ask the agents to order for me so I won’t mess up next time come to ihop oh dear bill chuckled lil bit after arriving back In his office after the incident earlier with the waitress hitting him later a agent suggested that he possibly have the kitchen staff prepare a quiche at home next time to avoid the same mistake at ihop that made earlier at the fancy dinner place the next day bill sat out to try another fancy restaurant and it happened again another waitress threw glass of water on him bill replied man what is going on I don’t understand that’s the way you say quiche isn’t it again the agent replied no Mr Clinton I’m afraid you got it wrong again once more it’s pronounced quiche not quickie sir bill sighed in frustration again guess I will never get that broccoli quickie after all again bill left hungry frustrated wandering where to go to get that perfect broccoli quiche with out getting slapped each time by the waitress or waiter bill sat on the curb after being kicked out of the new fancy restaurant le eiefel stating I just have to find place where they don’t slap as much every time u let me have a broccoli quickie with coffee as bill cried on the edge of the sidewalk the agent said Mr president what if took you Andean most exclusive place in town bill said in a sad voice ok well as they headed to andiamo he stated what if it happens again then I will never get my quiche aww man as they arrived inside bill was taken to the banquet private room he was seated promptly the waitress began his drink order then came back to take his order again it happened he asked for broccoli quickie instead of broccoli quiche the waitress threw a punch this time instead of a slap again bill was with out his broccoli quiche the secret service agent said next time im doing the ordering Mr president to save you from getting hit again bill tried at another restaurant later that week called di amatos again bill arrived was given the best seat near the window in the banquet area of the restaurant he was promptly seated the waiter asked him what would he like to order after he brought the drinks he proceeded to order but his agent stopped him and ordered the quiche him self this time this time seem the charm and the president was spared a slapped this time and finally got his prized broccoli quiche bill was so happy and excited finally he got his broccoli quickie and didn’t get kicked out this time as he ate his food he showed a very big smile the end
By Ass ay11 months ago in Humor
"The Hidden Danger: The Dangers of Self-Medication". AI-Generated.
Convenience is a driving force in our busy lives, especially where health care is concerned. With readily available over-the-counter medicines, internet pharmacies, and home-based remedies, more people are resorting to self-medication for common illnesses. Although it looks like a quick, harmless fix for minor problems, self-medication has serious risks that can have serious implications on one's health. This emerging trend is quietly eroding public health, fueling drug abuse, spreading antibiotic resistance, and causing unintended side effects.
By Azra parveen11 months ago in Humor
The Unplanned Goa Trip – A Comedy of Errors
Like every other night, three best friends gathered for their usual late-night discussion a sacred tradition that mostly involved overanalyzing life, complaining about jobs, and eating chips. But this night was different.
By Dipam11 months ago in Humor
The Cogsmith’s Report. Top Story - February 2025.
The Cogsmith adjusted the brass cranial halo, tightening the screws until Bertie felt a dull ache in his temples. “Immersion requires sacrifice,” he croaked, a phrase Bertie had heard far too often. The Cogsmith strapped Bertie onto the inclined plane, its wooden frame creaking under his weight. A complicated system of pulleys and gears, powered by a hissing steam boiler in the corner, connected to the halo. The Cogsmith attached a conical metal visor over Bertie’s eyes, then spun a valve.
By Ian Vince11 months ago in Humor
200+ Rose Puns That’ll Have You Blooming With Laughter
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you love puns, this post is for you! 🌹 From poetry to romance, roses have symbolized love, beauty, and elegance for centuries. But did you know they also make for some of the best rose puns?
By JokeJester11 months ago in Humor
The Fear of Death Troubles Me
The state of man does change and vary, Now sound, now sick, now blyth, now sary, Now dansand mirry, now like to die: Timor mortis conturbat me.
By Brendan Donaghy11 months ago in Humor
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)"** 😆 I tiptoe home at half-past three, Thinking, **"Mom won’t notice me!"**
By ANITA11 months ago in Humor
200+ Dog Puns to Make Every Dog Owner Howl With Joy
Dogs bring so much joy into our lives—whether they’re wagging their tails, giving puppy-dog Puns, or just being their goofy, lovable selves. But do you know what makes them even better?
By JokeJester11 months ago in Humor
200+ Funny Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling On The Floor
Dad jokes: they're corny, they're silly, and they're oh-so-lovable. There's something about the charm of a dad jokes that just gets everyone laughing, whether it's a groan-worthy pun or a simple one-liner.
By JokeJester11 months ago in Humor