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It wasn't until I crapped my pants that I knew I was allergic to seafood.
It had been 4 years, 2 months and 6 days since I had gone on a date. Not because I went through a bad breakup and was wallowing in self-pity, but because I’d been so focused on my career that I had time for little else. I had moved my way up to project manager at a large marketing firm. I had an office filled with inspirational quotes, a fern in the corner that was half dead due to severe dehydration and a goldfish, Frank. Frank and I had been together for about 5 years. Even though there were occasions where a considerable amount of time had passed between feedings and water changes, Frank, the trooper, pulled through. Everything in my life seemed to be working out great and just when I thought things couldn’t get any better, I met Ramona.
By Christoph Wetty11 months ago in Humor
200+ Clever Pharmacy Jokes That Are Prescribed for Laughter
Pharmacy humor is a unique mix of wit, wordplay, and, of course, a pinch of medical knowledge. Whether you're a pharmacist, a pharmacy jokes technician, or just someone who’s spent their fair share of time in the pharmacy line, you’ll appreciate the clever jokes that make the daily grind just a little bit lighter.
By JokeJester11 months ago in Humor
Free Fiona the Sheep!. Top Story - March 2025.
A row has broken out over plans to rehome Britain’s loneliest sheep. The ewe, now named Fiona, was rescued after being stranded for more than two years at the foot of cliffs in the Scottish Highlands. But an animal rights group says plans to rehome her to Dalscone Farm near Dumfries would make her a “spectacle.” Fiona is now in hiding after activists turned up at Dalscone Farm— BBC News, 5th November 2023.
By Brendan Donaghy11 months ago in Humor
A Not-So-Sweet Saturday
It was nearly noon on a Saturday, and my tummy was having the rumblies. Sure, I could've just dug into the fruits and veggies that I had bought the day before, but my stomach was craving something more mouthwatering. It cried for something to please the craziest of sweet tooths. Oh, how my teeth screamed for something sweet to chomp into!
By Cat the Autist11 months ago in Humor
RAINING CATS & DOGS
5.30am on a cold Winter’s morning, chores for the day to be completed. Flo sighed the moment she opened her bedroom curtains. The rain poured and Bailey, her old, fluffy Sheep dog had to be walked. Once dressed, flinging on any old sweater, she grabbed him, as he bounded for joy, even at his age, this dog still acted like a puppy. Who had this much energy at 5.30am on a Monday morning anyway?
By Elizabeth Butler11 months ago in Humor
The Grocery Quest: Aisle of MadnessSubtitle:
Nigel Fiddlesticks considered himself a simple man. He liked his toast evenly browned, his socks correctly paired, and his weekly trip to the grocery store to be an uneventful affair. But the universe had other plans.
By Byron Loderick11 months ago in Humor
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk?
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk? In the lively town of Wigan, UK, where meat and potato pies are a big deal and the smell of fresh pastries fills the air, there’s a cozy pie shop known for its tasty £1 meat and potato pies. One day, Albert walked in with one goal: to get a hot pie for dinner. Little did he know this simple trip would become a hilarious adventure filled with all sorts of wackiness.
By Marie381Uk 11 months ago in Humor
