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Part two Power nylons and obsession
Behind Closed Doors – Part Two: Power, Nylon & Obsession There’s a kind of power most people don’t understand. It doesn’t come from shouting, or standing tall, or swinging a fist. It comes from a whisper. A giggle. A slow, controlled breath on the end of a phone line. The moment a man confesses he wants to be humiliated… and you realise he’s handing you everything.
By Mistress Noir7 months ago in Humor
The Blue Banana
The Blue Banana There it was, a great, huge, massive eighteen foot long fifteen hundred dollar banana sitting on the brown winter grass of the front lawn in the afternoon sunshine and cool frosty winter air. At least it looked like a banana, the way the bow and stern both bent one way making a sweeping yet subtle arc appear along both sides of the hull. Perhaps I should say it was kind of a banana shaped boat. The only problem with it being bananalike was that it was a pretty blue color, not a very appetizing color for that particular fruit. Nonetheless, the plastic hull of this lovely ocean kayak on the lawn was obviously ever so slightly bent in a sideways arc like a banana—not a healthy quality for an expensive eighteen foot sea kayak that was meant to be straight and true as it sliced through the pristine waters upon which it was designed to travel.
By Mark Doherty8 months ago in Humor
Home Depot Jokes: Bringing the Humor Home
Alright, whether you’re a DIY pro, a weekend warrior, or just someone who occasionally wanders the aisles of Home Depot searching for inspiration (and maybe a snack), Home Depot jokes are a fun way to add a little humor to the world of tools, lumber, and orange aprons.
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
Hobby Collector or Hobby Abandoner? Yes
You know that feeling when you just know a new passion has entered your soul? You’re in bed, peacefully scrolling through Instagram or watching a relaxing DIY video on YouTube and BOOM — you’re convinced you were born to crochet. Or laser wood. Or make handmade candles shaped like forest animals.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
Dreams, Delusions & Discount Airline Tickets
Once upon a time, I looked up at the sky, squinted dramatically like a child in a 90s movie, and watched a plane slice through the clouds like butter. “Wow”, I thought, “flying must be the most magical thing in the world”.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
