humor

"Humor is what binds humans together and makes difficult times just a little less painful; Sometimes you can't help but laugh. "

Plant Addict
There comes a time when you know when to stop. I have yet, to come across this time. Every second post, it seems there is an ad about plants. From the beautiful, fractals of nature we call succulents, to the fun loving, bushy tropical plants we all adore to spice up our homes; and every time I see these ad’s, it is like a magnet for my finger to click and scroll through all the colourful, living beauties. You’d think I’d be content with the jungle-like home I already endeavor, but no, it seems I always need the next plant on my list of “Plant Goals”. These ad’s do not help with my plant addiction.
By Kendra J. Anthony5 years ago in Humans
Naomi and the Walker
Hello, my name is Naomi and I have P.A.L.S. This is where I wait for the voices in my head to respond, “Hello, Naomi” in a half-bored routine drone. For those of you who have never heard of this debilitating social disease of the heart, it stands for “Pick A Loser Syndrome.”
By Denise Glickler5 years ago in Humans
To All the Online Purchases I've Made Before. Third place in Add to Cart Challenge.
Letter #1 Dear Air Humidifier, First of all, sorry for keeping you so dry. What was I thinking? I live in the United Kingdom. It's one of the most humid countries in the world. It was so obvious it wouldn't work out between us. Yet, I gave it a shot.
By Marcel Grabowiecki 5 years ago in Humans
A MAN OF MEANS BY ANY MEANS
Some people, and I’m one of those people that tripped, teetered, tottered, lurched, and fallen into waywardness as I’ve journeyed through life’s storms. Now that doesn’t mean I’m a bad man or a man of egregious evil intentions just because I occasionally used rare and unconventional knowledge to squeeze me through some very tight and incommodious situations.
By Len Sherman5 years ago in Humans
Cheat Codes
Jeremy lay sprawled over the top of his desk, head down, in American History. A stream of drool snaked down his chin, pooling on his desktop. His heavy breathing and slurred mumbling earned stares and snickers from fellow classmates. Aggravated, Mr. Benson whacked the marker board. "Mr. Trotter," Mr. Benson snapped. "Mr. Trotter," he bellowed, slapping the board again with a yardstick.
By Bryan R..5 years ago in Humans
Smoking Sensation
After the age of 35, men in the Midwest become obsessed with smoking meats. Think about it. I know it’s a generalization – and a broad one at that, but its true and anyone reading this knows it. If you have been to the backyard of an adult male living in Gods Country, I guarantee you can visualize the bbq contraption, the bragging about their signature brisket, the discussion of internal temperatures, and the debate of Traeger vs Green Mountain Grill. Further, tell me that you have not seen a dad open their smoker to check their meat, get consumed by a billow of smoke and then utter the phrase “oh yeah! That’s some good meat right there”. It’s a universal experience and one that we all benefit from.
By Abigail Freeman 5 years ago in Humans
Whats The Biggest Step In Any Relationship? Flatulence
The biggest step in any relationship is not the first kiss, it’s the first fart. Possibly one of the toughest obstacles for any couple to get through, if not marriage, kids, jobs, mortgage, and everything else above.
By Love and Laughs5 years ago in Humans
Collin's Milka
The hours dragged on in an endless haze as the afternoon quickly disappeared into the forgotten relapses of memory. How long have I been laying there? How long have I idled blankly waiting for something?
By Alessandro5 years ago in Humans
Talon Trimming Tuesdays
Too harried to knock, Esther barged into her son's home unannounced. The screen door slapped shut causing her dozing son to stir. Thumping onto the sofa, she fumed. "Ohhhh that man... You're father's finally done it!"
By Bryan R..5 years ago in Humans
I Can’t Sleep
I can’t sleep. It’s fucking freezing in here. The kind of cold air that hurts to breathe into my lungs and makes me cold to my bones. The man living here has the A/C set to Polar Vortex. This July has been offensively hot and humid, we’ve had a heat wave so intense that I am uncomfortable and irritated immediately upon going outdoors. I would adjust the temperature of the A/C, however, I know the man living in the house would be apoplectic, his brain would fall out of his skull, immediately freeze and shatter into a million shards on the icy floor. I don’t understand why the air inside needs to be as cold as the Arctic Circle. In the winter, when it is this cold outside we turn up the heat to keep from freezing to death. I’ve adapted, I’m wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and a balaclava to bed.
By Heather Donald5 years ago in Humans
Two Girls One Wallet
I lived and breathed the L.A underground rave life in the early to mid-90s, and don't have any negative memories from it. I could tell stories for days about strange events I experienced in the underground scene in the early 90s. I started with this one so you could get a laugh at how young and dumb I was.
By Tom Ryan 5 years ago in Humans
The Blind Date Disaster
I was going to murder my best friend, ok, maybe not literally, but I was definitely getting back at her for this blind date from hell. ‘Jack’s a cool guy!’ she said, ‘it’ll be fun!’ She said, oh yeah, this was about as fun as getting a tooth pulled without medication. I gave a near-silent huff and took a long sip of my Merlot
By Joy Oliveras5 years ago in Humans