Sonadow (Sonic X Shadow) Next stop: The chili dog Festival

Disclaimer: this story is not for children under the age of 17 years old; there is profanity and talk about sexuality. The story was inspired by a YouTube clip, which I included below.

I don't own the rights to any of the Sega characters. I just wrote this story for fun, so please enjoy and share.

The sun started to rise, and Shadow the hedgehog was carrying Sonic over his shoulders to his car. Sonic was knocked out; it was clear that both were roughhousing. Silver the hedgehog flew next to Shadow while he was finishing his cup of coffee.

“You know, Shadow, when Sonic says you don’t have the balls to knock him out, he is just messing with your head.”

Shadow throws Sonic in the passenger seat, and turns to Silver, “Future boy, by any chance did you look up what happened last year, at this fuckin event, this blue idiot is dragging me to?”

Silver replies, "Yeah, he won first place at the chili dog eating contest, and he looked 8 months pregnant."

Shadow looked at Silver, annoyed, “And what else?”

“That’s all I read in the report and article in the archives, before I came to this timeline.”

Amy, the pink hedgehog, finishes loading her car. Amy adds, "Sonic couldn’t walk because of how much he ate."

Silver said, "Holy shit, dude, I'm sorry." He floated away, adding, "See you and Sonic at the event."

Rouge waved at Shadow, “See you at the event, hon, don’t be late.”

Amy, Tail, Rouge, and Knuckles all pile into Amy’s car and head out. Shadow buckles Sonic in and heads out. Shadow gets on the freeway, and to his surprise, there is a traffic jam.

“Oh, what the hell,” Shadow snaps. Sonic gets startled, looks at Shadow, then at the road ahead.

“Oh, c’mon, Shadow. Why did we take your car? We could have just run there?”

Shadow sighs and says, “Hedgehog, do you recall the last time we went to this damn event without a car?”

Sonic pauses for a second and responds to Amy, “Of course, it was a great day, the chilli dogs were cooking, the onions were getting prep, the festival…”

Tails said, “No, you blue idiot, it was a disaster because you ate so much at the chilli dog eating contest that you couldn’t run, let alone walk, and I had to carry your ass back home, which was 20 miles away.”

Sonic looked at Shadow, confused, “Oh yeah, ummm, I think I blacked out.”

“Of course you did, and what’s worse, you weren’t quiet the whole time I was carrying your stupid ass, you were burping and passing gas to the tune of Dixie. Thank Gaia for noise-canceling earbuds.”

Sonic giggled but stopped when Shadow gave him a death stare.

“Honk honk,” the cars on the freeway started to honk.

“Oh, damn dude…hey, I’m really sorry, but I don’t remember, I do remember stopping at a pizza and bar.”

“Hey Hedgehog, where did you learn to drive?” Shouts Manic, a green hedgehog (Sonic’s brother from Sonic Underground), driving a small car with stickers blasting metal music. Shadow just gives Manic the middle finger, then looks away.

"I had to rest because I took off one of my inhibitor rings to use some strength. By doing so, I had to eat something," Shadow says, grabbing a small soda from his car fridge compartment.

Sonic puts his feet on the dashboard. “Well, you sure liked moving around while you ate; they moved us twice.”

Shadow chugs the soda, throws it at Sonic’s shoes, and shouts, “Get your damn shoes off my dash. FYI, they sat us next to the bathroom. I complained about my food, then they moved us to a back corner.”

“That corner was nice and quiet. What were you complaining about?

"Hedgehog, if there was one thing I hated, it was having someone look at me while I’m eating. Then he tells me to eat faster because he wants the damn table we’re at. The dumbass then just sits next to us," Shadow says, getting annoyed.

“Oh yeah, he was an ass and a cigar smoker…hey wait…you were rude to that punk!”

“He blew smoke in my face, Sonic! So I merely put out his cigar.”

“Shadow, you put out his cigar in his pizza…and splashed his beer in his face.”

Honk Honk! Sonic reaches out to roll down the window on the driver's side and shouts. “Stop honking, me and my bottom bitch are having a pleasant conversation!”

Shadow pulls Sonic away from the window by his quills. “You…are…the buttom…Bitch!”

“Can I have him when you're done with him, Sonic?” Manic shouts. Sonic and Shadow just look at Manic, then look at the road. Manic starts waving at Shadow to get his attention.

“What do you want, you green lunatic bastard?” Shadow shouts.

Manic makes the hand gesture and mouths out the words “call me.”

“Fuck, no!” Shadow shouts. “I don’t do charity work!”

Shadow rolls up his window and continues talking about the incident at the pizza restaurant and bar.

“Oh, I’m sorry, Sonic, did the blue blur feel embarrassed at the pizza restaurant and bar?”

“I wasn’t the only one, Shads, so was everyone else and the staff.”

Shadow looked confused.

“What the hell? No, they weren’t, shut up, blue!” Shadow snapped back

“When we left, everyone applauded.”

“Whatever, I got my energy, and I had to carry your ass, again, because you still couldn’t run.” Shadow said, “Then again, you ate half of the pizza.

“There is so much traffic, what does it say on your…what’s the ETA to the event?”

Shadow looks at the GPS and says, “It reads, 1 hour and 32 minutes…just play a game on your phone like you always do.”

Sonic sighs, “From the way you’re driving, we might get there after the event. Are you even going to try to pass that truck…c’mon, get in the carpool lane!”

“I am in the carpool lane, hedgehog. If we were in the other lanes, it would be 3 hours,” Shadow says, pointing to the GPS.

Sonic shouts, “Lay on the horn or something!?”

“I’ll just lie on you.” Shadow giggles

“Well, let’s find a parking spot at least.”

Sonic and Shadow start looking for a parking spot, but stop when they see all the cars are starting to move, and the GPS is rerouting.

“Wait, is traffic moving…it is, I guess our special time will have to wait.”

“I’ll hold you to it, Shads.”

“I’ll book the room when we get to the location of the chili dog event, just for the love of Gaia, lay off the jalapeños, and grill onions; they make your breath smell so bad it kills my mood,” Shadow says with a serious look.

“Oh, the poor little red and black hedgehog doesn’t like Chili cheese fries with onions and jalapeños.”

Shadow growls at Sonic.

“Do you want dessert after the event or not, Sonic?”

“Fine, Mister, I am the ultimate life that hates jalapeños and grilled onions. I’ll just ask the cook to put it in a to-go plate.” Sonic says in a squeaky voice.

“Oh my Gaia, I hate you, but yet I want you. How is it a pain in my ass, blue hedgehog, can be so annoying and yet I want to be all over you like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“Oh, Shadow, you really don’t know…it’s a gift, so let’s get to the event, let me eat, and afterward we can have our dessert at the nearest hotel.

“Just don’t pull the same stunt where you overate, because you will not be sitting in the front of my car, I’ll put your ass in the trunk.”

As Sonic and Shadow arrive at the Chili Dog festival, Silver is there to greet them, but Silver wasn’t alone; next to him was a female hedgehog, a yellow one with black highlights. But her outfit was unique; only her top was covered, and a belt was around her waist, and her gloves were two colors. (FYI, Sombra is a character I created from one of the stories of my Sonadow fandoms. Please check out when you have a chance.)

“Hey, you guys made it,” Silver says, waving and drinking apple cider soda.

Sonic and Shadow approach Silver and the new Hedgehog.

“Black and Blue, meet Sombra, she is an agent from G.U.N’s division in Mexico.”

“Hola, Sonic Hola Papi, it’s good to see you again,” Sombra says.

“Wait, you know Sonic and Shadow?” Silver asked Sombra, surprised

“We sure do,” Sonic says.

“She is a bi-nary hedgehog; he can change her gender at will, so right now she is a female, but if she wants, she can change into a male,” Shadow says, looking at Sombra. “Show Silver Sombra, like you showed Sonic and me.”

Sombra’s appearance shifts in an instant; her female features suddenly change into a male physique.

“Whoa,” Silver shouts. “Amazing, Sombra, you are one of a kind. Even in my timeline, there are no other hedgehogs or other mobians like you.

“Thank you, amigo,” Sombra says in a masculine voice.

Silver, Sonic, Shadow, and Sombra meet up with the rest of the group.

There were stands selling chili dogs with many toppings, booths with samples, and desserts. And the chili dog eating contest, Sonic wanted to eat so bad, but everyone held him back. Amy had a harness on Sonic.

“Come on, Amy! If you let me, I’ll do that thing with you in the bedroom.” Sonic begs.

"I love a good game of lucky hedgehog. But it’s not fun when your…" Amy stops when she sees Sombra. "When you are tooting your horn."

“Sonic is not pleasant when he overeats and stinks of grilled onions and jalapeños,” Shadow says to Sombra while pointing to Sonic.

Sombra giggles, “damn papi.”

Rouge asks Sombra while eating a bag of chips. “So, Sombra, are you on a mission from the G.U.N division in Mexico.

Sombra: "No, just on vacation. I wanted to see the G.U.N. Division's facility in the USA."

Shadow is very interested in Sombra and wants to see the G.U.N. facility. “Strange thing to want to see on your Vacation, there are other sightseeing places that are more interesting. I can take you there on my bike.

“I know, Shadow, but I will be working at the USA G.U.N. division for two weeks, and I would like to see where I will be living.

“Wow, you will be working there with Shadow, Rouge, and Omega?” Tails asks.

“What’s the assignment? Translation, assisting in the labs, cooking?” Knuckles asked.

"No, I’ll help Shadow relax after he changes back from his Doom morph and Doom wings. I’ll also collect samples while he’s in his forms."

“Wait,” Rouge asked, confused. “I thought the scientists were doing that.”

“They were,” Sonic says, trying to rip off the harness. “But Shadow’s tentacles jerked when certain spots were stroked or touched. The same thing happened with his wings. That injured the scientist.”

Silver takes pictures of the friends and the event. “They did ask me to help hold Shadow down. I’ve never dealt with the black arms before, but to hold down a doom morph for a long time puts a strain on my powers and on Shadow’s body.”

“Silver, I don’t blame you; I blame my asshole father, Black Doom,” Shadow says while drinking a soda. “Fuckin Prick, I’m glad I kicked his ass.”

“It’s true, Sombra, Shadow bitch-slapped that…whatever he was,” Amy says.

While the friends are talking, an announcement is heard, Sombra changes into her female form. “Your attention please, the chilli dog eating contest will begin in 30 minutes. If you haven’t signed up to compete, please report to Station 93 to register. Anyone is welcome to.

“Sonic,” Tails says, pulling on the harness, “You can’t break out of that harness; it was made of titanium.”

“Your attention please, whoever owns a Black Toyota Rav4 with red stripes and a license plate that reads C-S-C-T-R-L, your vehicle has been vandalized.” The announcer says.

Shadow stops and thinks for a second, “C-S-C-T-R-L!, Chaos Control!, That’s my car!

Shadow teleports to his vehicle. The windows got smashed, and green and white paint was dumped on the interior and exterior of the car. He is shocked to see who was standing next to his car. It was Jet the Hawk and his two other associates, the Babylon rogues: Wave the Swallow and Strom the Albatross. But Shadow was more annoyed at the other hedgehog holding a bat.

“Hello, Bitch, remember me, the name is Terios?” The Hedgehog said. It was the same hedgehog from a year ago at the Pizza and bar where Shadow put out his cigar in his pizza and splashed his beer in Terio's face.

“You did this?” Shadow screams! “To my car! That was a year ago…you blew smoke in my face.”

“Shadow, are you Ok?” Sombra appears next to Shadow. “Everyone, Shadow is here!” Sombra waves to Amy, Silver, Sonic, Tails, Rouge, and Knuckles.

“Well, hello there, brown sugar,” Terios says, looking at Sombra.

“Hey, you’re that hedgehog from the pizza and bar,” Sonic said.

“Hey Sonic, nice hedgehog harness, are you the bitch or Amy?”

“Piss off, Jet,” Amy says, holding a hammer.

Terios approaches Sombra and wraps his arms around her, “Sweetheart, why are you with the red and black rat trash? Let me show you how a real hedgehog can treat you.”

Sombra changes into her Male form and sucker punches Terios. “Don’t touch me, again you fuckin hijo de puta (Spanish for Son of a bitch), mother fucker.”

Terios crashes into Shadow’s car.

The three Babylon Rogues were shocked.

“Did she just call Terios a son of bitch?” Wave asks

Rouge laugh, "She sure did, in Spanish."

“She’s a dude?” Jet and Storm ask.

"The term is bi-nary, and she is proud." tails shouts

Terios looks at Sombra. “Well, I'm not into males, but with an ass like that and Latina. I'll wait until she changes back into a female." Terios licks his lips.

Silver uses his powers to stop the Terios, Jet, Wave, and Strom. “If you, assholes, are going to fight, may I suggest an open field away from all the vehicles and the event?”

Shadow pulls out his gun and points it at Terios. “There will be no need for a fight this whole time, I have recording you from my car camera. I’ll send the info to headquarters.”

Knuckles puts his hand on Shadow gun, “Shadow, don’t pull out your gun unless there is a threat; these guys don’t even register as a threat.”

Sonic stands by Shadow, “I got an idea, how about a wager?” Sonic looks at Terios. “If I win, you owe Shadow a new car, repair the one you stupidly vandilized and an apology.”

“Agreed," Terios says crossing his arms. "But if I win- Shadow, you will give me a brand-new car, and I get that Latina hedgehog.”

Shadow is annoyed, but Sombra says, “Agreed, but I get to choose what the challenge is.”

Shadow couldn’t be more annoyed that Sombra was making such a decision. Silver stops using his powers, and the friends and foes talk about the challenge. "Less fighting, more talking, is that understood!" Silver says holding his hand towards Terios and the Babylon Rouges.

“Chili dog eating contest?!” Terios, Jet, Wave, and Storm shout.

“I like this idea better. I was going to say, " Let’s race.” Sonic announces.

It didn’t take long, but an agreement was made. Sonic was so happy that he was pulling his harness like a dog to Station 93, and Amy was being dragged along.

“Calm down, boy!” Amy spanks Sonic.

Storm and Sonic signed up for the eating contest 10 seconds before the sign-up was closed.

The contest is about to begin, and the contestants are Sonic the Hedgehog, Storm the Albatross, Big the Cat, Manic the Hedgehog, Rough the Skunk, Vector the Crocodile, Mighty the Armadillo, and Ray the Flying Squirrel.

The crowd gathers, and in the front row are Silver, Rouge, Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Shadow, Sombra, Terios, Jet, and Wave. The announcer speaks, informing everyone that the Competition will be 10 minutes long and that we'll determine who eats the most chili dogs. The trays of Chilli dogs are placed in front of the competitors. The bell is rung, and everyone begins eating. Sonic is on cloud 9, enjoying his chili dogs. As for Storm, he's not really a fan of it, and he's scarfing what he can. The crowd cheers with excitement and encouragement as each competitor tries to eat faster than the others. At the moment, Sonic, Storm, and Big the Cat are neck and neck.

Sombra changes into her female form, then looks at Terios and says, “When this is over, and Sonic wins, you get to be my Bitch, cabron!” (Spanish for Asshole) Terios chunkles. “I’ll be you bitch, right now?”

“I did mean it like that!” Sombra says in the discussion.

“C’mon, Sombra,” Terios says, sliding his hand on her, “Don’t you want me?”

Shadow notices what Terios is doing and grabs his wrist and twists it. “No, Mother Fucker, I want you.”

Terios was in so much pain, he had no choice but to submit to Shadow and slowly released his grip on Terios' wrist, “Don't touch him, again.”

“Him? She got breasts, you know, hooters!” Jet shouts.

“Shut up, all of you, c’mon on Storm,” Wave shouts.

Silver is taking photos. 10 minutes pass and it's no doubt who wins, Sonic the Hedgehog by eating 80 chili dogs, Big the Cat eats 62, Storm 50, only to be passed out 10 seconds before the bell rings.

Tails looks at Terios, Jet, Wave, and Storm. “A deal is a deal, and I recorded the conversation, so don't even bother to bail.

Silver hovers above and also records the event with his phone, “Gotta be sure I got evidence in case you 4 decide to bail.”

Wave runs to Storm’s side. It is clear that Storm not only has an upset stomach but also indigestion, since he's not used to eating so much. Sonic, on the other hand, is walking around like an 8-month pregnant woman. “I am one happy hedgehog,” and just like everyone predicted, Sonic starts burping and passing gas.

Terios is so angry that he loses and sucker punches Shadow. Shadow gives Terios an uppercut.

"You touch my man, I break you face, pendejo!" Sombra jumps on Terios and punches him in the face.

"I'm glad, someone punched Terios, I'm just said they stopped the fight." Amy says helping Sonic walk.

Both hedgehogs start fighting, but thankfully, it gets stopped because G.U.N. intervenes, and Terios is arrested, as well as the Babylon Rogues.

“Well, this was a good day.” Knuckles says eating a chili dog.

“You said it, and I got a prize, a hotel suite, and $5,000 to spend,” Sonic says.

The seven friends laughed and helped carry Sonic to Sombra’s car. Due to Sonic’s enormous belly, he had to lie down in the back. Sombra was driving, and Shadow sat in the Passenger seat; however, they had to drive with the windows rolled down thanks to Sonic. Shadow was happy to have won because he really didn't want to lose his special exotic Latina.

Silver said goodbye to his friends, and he went to his timeline. He went straight to his home. Silver is always amazed when he comes home; he finds it strange to feel welcome. It's not the dystopian world he remembered growing up; rather, his timeline was more of a utopia.

He is in his own lovely penthouse with minimal items, but one thing that was full of material goods was a wall covered with photographs and small trinkets. Just as he was about to finish printing the last of the photos and videos, a doorbell rang. Silver goes to open it, and he's happy to see who's at the door. “Hey, right on time, come in."

It's an older version of Shadow that still looked the same as he did almost 200 years ago, but now, instead of just an agent of G.U.N., he was the commander. “By any chance, did you bring the chili dog, and was she/he there?” Silver knew he was referring to Sombra and happily gave him the photos, along with the chili dog he had requested. The two friends sat down and talked about the day. Shadow looked at the photos. He missed his friends, especially Sombra. Shadow turns to Silver, “In case you were wondering, that Fucker, Terios, ended up getting charged with assault and vandalism and got me a new car, fixed up the one he damaged, and did community service with the Babylon Rouge.”

Silver, laugh. “Fuck yeah, haha!”