If Sonic and Shadow were stuck in traffic with road rage.

Disclaimer: this story is not for children under the age of 17 years old; there is profanity and talk about sexuality. The story was inspired by a YouTube clip, which I included below. I don't own the copyrights to any of the Sega characters. I just wrote this story for fun and the challenge, so please enjoy and share.

“Oh, c’mon, Shadow, why did we take your car? We could have just run there?”

“Hedgehog, do you recall the last time we went to this damn event without a car?”

“Of course, it was a great day, the chilli dogs were cooking, the onions were getting prep, the festival…”

“No, you blue idiot, it was a disaster because you ate so much at the chilli dog eating contest that you couldn’t run, let alone walk, and I had to carry your ass back home, which was 20 miles away.”

“Oh yeah, ummm, I think I blacked out,”

“Of course you did, and what’s worse, you weren’t quiet the whole time I was carrying your stupid ass, you were burping and passing gas to the tune of Dixie. Thank Gaia for noise-canceling ear buds.”

“Oh, damn dude…hey, I’m really sorry, but I don’t remember, I do remember stopping at a pizza and bar.”

“I had to rest because I took off one of my inhibitor rings to use some strength, but by doing so, I had to eat something.”

“Well, you sure liked moving around while you ate; they moved us twice.”

“Hedgehog, if there was one thing I hated, it was having someone looking at me while I’m eating and telling me to eat faster because he wanted the damn table we were seated in, then the dumbass sat next to us.”

“Oh yeah, he was an ass and a cigar smoker…hey wait…you were rude to that punk.

“He blew smoke in my face, so I merely put out his cigar.”

“Shadow, you put out his cigar in his pizza…and splashed his beer in his face.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, Sonic, did the blue blur feel embarrassed?”

“I wasn’t the only one, Shads, so was everyone else and the staff.”

“What the hell? No, they weren’t, shut up, blue!”

“When we left, everyone applauded.”

“Whatever, I got my energy, and I had to carry your ass, again, because you still couldn’t run.”

“There is so much traffic, what does it say on your…what’s the ETA to the event?”

“It reads, 1 hour and 32 minutes…just play a game on your phone like you always do.”

“From the way you're driving, we might get there after the event. Are you even going to try to pass that truck…c’mon, get in the carpool lane!”

“I am in the carpool lane, hedgehog. If we were in the other lanes, it would be 3 hours.”

“Lay on the horn or something!?”

“I’ll just lie on you.”

“Well, let’s find a parking spot.”

“Wait, is traffic moving…it is, I guess our special time will have to wait.”

“I’ll hold you to it, Shads.”

“I’ll book the room when we get to the location of the chili dog event, just for the love of Gaia, lay off the jalapeños, and grill onions, they make your breath smell so bad it kills my mood.”

“Oh, da poor little red and black hedgehog doesn’t like Chili cheese fries with onions and jalapeños.”

“Do you want dessert after the event or not, Sonic?”

“Fine, Mister, I am the ultimate life that hates jalapeños and grilled onions. I’ll just ask the cook to put it in a to-go plate.”

“Oh my Gaia, I hate you, but yet I want you. How is it a pain in my ass, blue hedgehog, can be so annoying and yet I want to be all over you like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“Oh, Shadow, you really don’t know…it’s a gift, so let’s get to the event, let me eat, and afterward we can have our dessert at the nearest hotel.

“Just don’t pull the same stunt where you overate, because you will not be sitting in the front of my car, I’ll put your ass in the trunk.”