Sonadow-Double-booked hotel room error

Disclaimer: This story is not for children; it is for readers 17 and up, due to its sexual content and profanity. This is a fan fiction, I don't own any of the franchise, I just wrote it for fun, with that said, please enjoy.

"Ring ring" Shadow answers the phone annoyed "What the hell do you want, you worthless piece of sperm cell?" On the other line, we hear the voice of an older man. "Shadow, this is Commander Abraham Tower." Shadow sarcastically responds, "Oh, my mistake, what the Fuck do you want, you demented walking piles of bones!"

Commander Walters tries to stay calm over the phone. "Shadow, there was an error on your reservation. We need you to leave…!"

"Whatever it is, fix it. I need my rest. Goodbye."

Commander Walters sighs and looks at his Computer screen there was no threat apparently commander Tower was merely informing Shadow that the hotel master suite that he had booked was accidentally double booked for Sonic and Amy and commander tower just wanted to be polite and offer accommodations for another room as well as some complementary items all paid under the G.U.N account for his service but as usual the alien Hedgehog was just too stubborn to listen.

"Finally, some rest and relaxation. And best of all, I am alone. I'll start with a lavender bath." Shadow thought to himself. Shadow starts the water to fill the Jacuzzi tub as the water slowly rises. Shadow decides to get some of the complimentary fruits and cheese that are on the counter in the kitchen area.

Shadow removes his gloves, shoes, and socks and relaxes in the jacuzzi tub. He turns on the jet bubbles and dips his head in the water.

Back in the living room area, the door to the entrance is kicked wide open. Sonic the Hedgehog comes in carrying two suitcases. One very girly theme and the other just a duffel bag; it's clear he is holding Amy's rose bag like a gentleman as he approaches the master bedroom.

Sonic looks confused as to why there is other luggage in the room. Sonic sees an ID badge from G.U.N., which reads 'Shadow the Hedgehog.'

"Oh, what the…"

Sonic thinks to himself, "Hotel suite, Amy at the Apple harvest Festival 5 minutes away, Shadow alone…"

"What in Hell's bells are you doing here, blue?" Shadow demanded.

Shadow is carrying his shoes, socks, and gloves, and he is all wet.

Sonic looks at Shadow, smiles, and says, "You know I had a nice dream about this, you, me, and Amy getting it on. I guess dreams do come true." Shadow just scoffs, "Sonic, we aren't doing anything until I relax, and 2nd, this is my room. So, you got 5 seconds to leave the premises," he walks to the bed.

Sonic pulls out a form, "No, it's my room, shade. See here's the confirmation, I booked it so Amy and I can get our romance on, but I'm willing to share?"

Shadow grabs the form and reads it; he is in shock, as his suite is also Sonic's suite. Shadow calls G.U.N., and they transfer him to Commander Abraham.

"There is a 3-foot bedbug that looks like a blue hedgehog in my suite," Shadow snaps, "Why wasn't I informed about this error?"

Commander Abraham speaks calmly, "I did try to inform you, but if I recall, you hung up the call before I could explain that I was trying to accommodate you in another suite."

Sonic looked at Shadow, "You should really work on your social skills, buddy."

"Am I on Speaker, Shadow?"

Sonic and Shadow reply, "Yes."

"I'll see what I can do, and Shadow, try to work on your social skills." Commander Abraham says.

"I don't mind sharing the suite, Abe, but to be honest, Amy Rose and I wanted to get our romance on, you know… the wiggle wiggle wing ding?"

Shadow looks at Sonic, then says, "I hope you know what Sonic is referring to, Abe."

"Hedgehogs, at my age, when a woman asks for a wiggle, you hope to give a wing ding."

The conversion concludes that G.U.N. We'll get Shadow to his own room in about four hours because there will be a checkout soon. Once again, Commander Abraham Tower apologizes.

Shadow reluctantly apologizes for not allowing Abraham to finish, so Shadow hangs up the phone and goes to the Master suite bedroom to relax.

Sonic asks Shadow if he could please move to the living room area so he and Amy can relax in the master bedroom. "Sonic, I just finished taking a lavender bubble bath; I want to relax on a nice, comfy bed, not a couch! So, how about we make an even trade? I'll stay on the couch if you agree to give me a foot massage."

Sonics smiles and agrees.

Shadow looks annoyed. "You're not even going to argue or talk your way out of this? You are so weak, I should have asked for more. Whatever I want to relax."

Sonic gladly goes and gets some lavender lotion and says, "The reason I'm not arguing is cause I read an article on reflexology, so I figured I'd use you as a test subject."

"A fuckin test subject, you sound like the scientists that did experiments on me,"

"Relax, pal, this is different. You'll enjoy it; besides, I wanted to be sure it worked on Amy. So, lie on the bed and let me take care of you," Sonic sits on the edge of the bed, and gently puts Shadow's bare foot on his leg," Hey Shadow, did you know every one of your major organs has a nerve in line right up down your foot," Sonic applies a certain amount of lavender lotion in his hands begins to rub Shadow's foot, Shadow slowly starts to purr he is starting to feel a bit relaxed.

Sonic sees that Shadow is getting relaxed. "For example, Shadow, I can clear your sinuses." Shadow's nose twitches and shakes his head. "Don't get cocky, Hedgehog. That was just coincidental."

"Oh yeah, Shadow," Sonic says, "How about if I make you wiggle your ears?" Sonic begins to move his hands to another position on Shadow's foot. Shadow's ear wiggles; it spooks Shadow, and Shadow grabs his ears. "Blue, you better cut that out! Unless you want me to break your ass,"

Sonic giggles and decides to do the final blow. "Well, how about this, Shadow? I can even make you…" Sonic rubbed the part of the foot that triggered Shadow to arch his back while he let out a growl and suddenly clawed the top part of the nightstand.

Shadow was so aroused he shouted, "Sonic, get in the fuckin bed."

"Say what, Shades?"

Shadow grabs Sonic by the arm and throws him onto the bed, then gets on top. Both start going at it like rabbits!

Meanwhile, back with Amy Rose, she was hanging out with Silver the Hedgehog, Tails the Fox, Knuckles the Echidna, and Rouge the Bat at the Apple Harvest Festival.

Silver was excited about the many desserts made with apples, from apple pie and apple tarts to Apple fritters, apple turnovers, and even apple butter. Silver was using his powers to carry the desserts while reading the festival program and eating a candy apple.

Rouge and Tails were flying next to Silver, eating apple chips.

Amy was admiring the scarf she had purchased, while Knuckles was enjoying a refreshing glass of apple cider.

"Sonic hasn't come back from dropping off our luggage in the hotel room," Amy says.

"Well, it is a suite and he is trying to see how sweet it is." Knuckles says, emphasizing the word 'sweet.'

"Only Sonic would do something like that!" Tails said.

"You know, Knuckles, we should try to get some desserts for our room," Rouge says, offering to feed Knuckles an apple chip.

Silver finishes his candy apple and says, "Amy, I'll go with you. My room is across the hall, and I need to put my treats in the fridge."

Amy and Silver go to the Master suite. "I should give Sonic his apple pie slice," Silver says.

Amy opens the door and walks to the Master bedroom. Silver puts Sonic's slice of pie in the fridge, but stops when Amy screams, "Sonic, what the Fuck…Shadow again…oh c'mon!"

Silver walks into the bedroom, "What's with the screaming…Oh damn…Black and Blue are naked."

Sonic was lying on top of Shadow, and Shadow just lay there exhausted.

Amy, Sonic, and Shadow, "So are you!"

"I still got my gloves and shoes on, hedgehogs!" Silver says, floating and showing his gloves and shoes.

"Shut up," Amy, Sonic, and Shadow shout.

"Sonic, how could you? This was supposed to be our romance weekend." Amy shouts.

"Just to be clear, this was supposed to be my resting weekend, but this bedbug walked right in," Shadow said while lying on the bed, looking like roadkill.

"Oh, I don't believe any of that shit, Shadow," Amy said, walking out of the room.

"Amy, C'mon, don't be mad I boned, Shadow, I was trying something on him before I wanted to do it to you? Let's have a three-way?" Sonic chased after Amy Rose while putting his shoes and gloves on.

Silver stays in the air, looking confused. "Shadow, when Sonic talks, does he hear himself?"

"Don't know, don't care…all I know is, Sonic knew what the hell he was doing." Shadow sprawls out on the bed, purring and closes his eyes.

Suddenly, Rogue, Knuckles, and Tails enter the master suite.

"What in the world did that blue idiot do?" Knuckles snaps.

Silver points to Shadow. "Him, obviously, he looks so relaxed he can't even move.

Shadow sees everyone looking at him.

"Hon, I didn't know your red strips go all the way down to your two middle fingers and toes."

"I wish I had known that you were naked." Tails says

Shadow got annoyed, "Oh, for fuck sakes, take a picture or get out!"

Everyone pulls out their phones and takes a picture of Shadow lying on the bed, barefoot and without his shoes or gloves, not even wearing socks.

"Fuckin, get out!"

"C'mon, everyone, to my suite, I ordered a document on emeralds," Silver says he flies with his phone for ordering.

"Sounds dull and educational. I am so in." Rogue says flying next to Silver.

Everyone leaves the room, and it's quiet. Shadow enjoyed what Sonic did to him with a foot message. He had never felt such joy and passion with another hedgehog, regardless of gender. Still, he started to think that if Sonic did it to him again, this time with Amy Rose, could it be twice as enjoyable? Only one way to find out.

Amy was outside in the countryside, angry and alone. She wasn't angry that Sonic was getting it on with Shadow; she was furious because she wanted to be the first to bang Sonic in that master suite room. Amy Rose was 100% aware that both Sonic and Shadow were Bisexual and was ok if Sonic wanted to bang Shadow after she and Sonic were finished with their romance. Sonic slowly approached Amy with a chilled apple cider drink.

"They didn't have strawberry soda," Sonic said, handing Amy the can.

"I'll drink it," Amy said with tears streaming down her cheek. "You didn't have to lie; I know you enjoy cuddling with Shadow."

Sonic sits next to her, "I wasn't lying, the hotel double-booked our room with Shadow. I can prove it."

Sonic faces Amy Rose and gently wipes the tears off her face, then kisses her.

Sonic and Amy visit Silver's room and speak with Abraham Tower via video chat, and he confirms what Sonic had said.

"So, when will Shadow leave the room?" Amy asks.

"Tomorrow morning," Abraham says. "Maybe you can talk to Shadow into taking the couch."

"Already done, sir," Sonic says.

"How did you manage that, Sonic?" Abraham asks.

Silver, Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge up then start singing and dancing "Don't stop, get it, get it! Don't get it, get it!"

"I wasn't aware Shadow was gay!"

Shadow walks in, "First of all, I'm not gay, I'm Bisexual, Commander. And second, I got the confirmation on my new room, so…Thank you."

The conversation ends with Abraham.

"Hey, Shadow, how did you enter my suite without a key?" Silver asks.

"You left the door open, Silver, and you left your apple pie slice on the counter." Shadow hands the slice of pie to Silver, then looks at Sonic and Amy. "I'll take the couch since you gave me that foot massage, Amy. You should let Sonic do to you what he did for me."

Silver uses his powers to transform the slice of pie into what looks like a sushi roll, grabs a can of cheese whiz and puts it on the apple pie roll, and swallows it whole. Everyone is shocked by what Silver did.

"Silver, how did you do that?" Tails asks

"Oh, well, before we defeated Solaris, I did some…performances for food… I'm not particularly proud of."

"From the front or the back?" Rouge says, interested.

"Rouge, clearly he is embarrassed about this," Knuckles said, looking at Rouge, but then looks at Silver, "But really from the front or the back?"

Silver doesn't answer Knuckles; he flips the chair where Knuckles is sitting, using his powers. "Any other questions?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Amy, Sonic, and Shadow leave to go to the master suite.

Shadow sits on the couch while Amy and Sonic go to the Master suite.

"Wow, the room looks different," Amy says.

The room had new bed sheets, Strawberry cheesecake, strawberry-flavored carbonated soda, and fresh cherry blossoms.

Shadow shouts, "Sonic told me he wanted to try a foot massage reflex on me to verify if it would work on you, Amy, and since I enjoyed it, I wanted you and Sonic to have some fun time.

Amy was touched that Shadow did that for them. She jokingly asked, "Shadow, care to join me and Sonic for a three-way?"

Shadow teleported into the room. "Well, if you insist."

Amy was surprised that Shadow wanted to. "Wow, I didn't think you wanted to, Sonic, think you can do that foot massage reflex on me and Shadow."

"No need, I read how to perform the reflex massage, Sonic can do you, and I'll do him."

Within five minutes, the three hedgehogs were mating like rabbits.

Amy lay on the bed, exhausted, with a smile on her face. Sonic had his arm around her waist and was nibbling on her ear. Shadow was resting his head on her chest and wrapping his leg around Amy's. All three fell asleep and awoke in the same positions the next morning.

The next morning, Shadow left to go to his new hotel master suite. He thanked Amy and Sonic for a special time; it had been a while since he had felt passion in his life, and Sonic had performed well. One day, he and Sonic could have some more fun days in the future.