Power-Slammed

The Story Behind Wrestling's Svengali: Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon is back in trouble again. What is he?! A rapper?! MC Vinny Mac in the house, Y'ALL! Seriously, this guy stays in more hot water then Minute Rice It seems like everyday there's a new story about his "extracurricular" activities.

Let us not forget that Vinny Mac has been married for decades. 

Now this "new" bit of news is not necessarily bad. That all depends on how you look at it.

About a month ago, a 6 part documentary was released detailing the billionaire's rise to prominence and his potential fall from grace.

Now, this is Vince McMahon so him and grace don't mix unless it's a massage therapist in Sarasota, Florida whom fell off of his lap as he was trying to get a little frisky with her.

Forget a happy ending; He wanted her on his pro-logue.

The Vince McMahon documentary titled Mr. McMahon was quite interesting.

I thought it was an extremely, well-done piece even though, some other people didn't like it and thought it was a hit piece.

Don't get me wrong; I was aware of about 98 percent of the subject matter discussed in the documentary but I still enjoyed it.

I have to admit though; It was kinda sad seeing McMahon sitting in that chair looking like the Crypt Keeper with old ass Bruce Pritchard sitting right next to him.

Both of these guys have no clue anymore and nobody can tell them anything, no matter how much they might want to.

In fact, there are many people who would love nothing more then to them how "out of touch" they are but they wouldn't listen.

More then likely, McMahon would just fire them just for speaking out of term.

This is the same Vince McMahon who others warn new talent to never speak to or make eye contact unless he addresses you first.

This sounds like tyrannical behavior!

Even Joseph Stalin & Pol Pot would've told Vinny Mac to "chill out, homez."

Come to think of it, they weren't as strict as ole' Vinny Mac.

Speaking of age, I have to speak on the young Vince McMahon who I have to say looked like a goober.

He looked like a young kid that wasn't going anywhere in life other then to a prison yard or a graveyard before he met Linda who I believe played an integral part in him turning his life around.

Women have enormous power and it's more then what's under their skirts.

They are the source. Us men don't always say it but I believe it to be fact.

Unfortunately, women don't always realize the power that they have either.

It's all because of the way that we've been indoctrinated through every fabric of our lives to view women as less than and for women to view themselves in that same manner.

The reason why I brought up the subject of a young McMahon was because I saw a picture of him with a young Linda.

The vibe I got from the picture was that these two were polar opposites.

Linda had this look of assurance about herself and that she knew she was going places. On the other hand, Vince looked about as lost as Oprah would be in a soup kitchen.

You see it all the time about loser guys getting with women, which without them, wouldn't have the proverbial pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

A lot of stuff in this world is ass-backwards where good means bad and the poor suffer as the rich grow richer.

And all of this stuff's occurring with no repercussions.

Well, at least not in this lifetime for those of you that happen to believe in reincarnation.

Speaking of living without the fear of repercussions, McMahon has been the poster boy for that.

Now, I'm not sure if McMahon did all those things he's been accused of recently but I'm pretty sure that he's done a lot of things in his past that would've gotten him put under a prison, let alone in a cell.

I think that's the real season why they're still together is because Vince knows that without Linda, he wouldn't have made it in life.

Plus, Linda knows where all the bodies are buried and I don't think she would have any problem using a shovel.

Also, not wanting to give up half of his shit is another factor.

One thing about McMahon is that he's loyal to a certain degree. 

Just don't ask former professional wrestler turned podcaster, Mark "The Undertaker" Calaway.

McMahon threw The Undertaker under a Greyhound bus for real in one part of the documentary.

It seemed like he was accusing "the Dead Man" of feigning an injury because he didn't like being told he was going to lose his legendary Wrestlemania undefeated streak.

I thought that was his right-hand man.

Matter of fact, the last public appearance I've seen of McMahon was with The Undertaker standing right next to him at the Tyson Fury vs. Francis Ngannou fight over a year ago.

The Undertaker has never uttered a negative word about McMahon and has gone on record to say that he viewed him as a "father figure."

He didn't leave McMahon's wrestling company when many of his contemporaries did for greener pastures.

I guess Vinny Mac really doesn't have any friends and it seems like he doesn't want any either.

The ones he did have are all deceased now and from the latest images I've seen of ole' Vinny Mac, he looks like his time is almost up here as well.

He better get himself right while he still can or he will have NO CHANCE IN HELL of getting inside those pearly gates.