satire
Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Lauren Sanchez’s Bikini Top Barely Holds on To Strings in Yacht Photos
Lauren Sanchez showed off her bold style in a bikini top featuring delicate strings. As reported by Page Six, the former journalist was seen on a luxury yacht along with Jeff Bezos, Leonardo DiCaprio, and his partner Vittoria Ceretti.
By Dena Falken Esq6 days ago in Filthy
When Satan Claimed His Wife. Content Warning.
Life felt meaningless to me. I experienced an overwhelming sense of solitude, and my mind seemed constantly on the verge of falling apart. I wish I could understand exactly what was happening to me. But I never know. I find myself bouncing from one relationship to the next, and I still cannot seem to find fulfillment or content with any of these relationships or flings, no matter how many I seem to enter. It feels like there are only two types of people in this world. Some people are great at relationships, while others are only good at sex. I struggle daily to remain faithful in a relationship when the love and care are on point because, in some sense, the sexual aspect of it all lacks. Whenever I attempt to be open to polyamorous relationships, I find myself struggling with overwhelming feelings of jealousy and possessiveness towards my partner, and I find that it also makes it more challenging to nurture meaningful and satisfying relationships with those I am close to. However, this consistent feeling of absolute emptiness continually drives me further into a void that makes me never want to experience physical feelings toward others.
By Jaded | Pleasured2 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
After I had finished, I breathed deeply, staring back at you, staying on top of your body as my cock was buried deep inside of you as I had filled you to the brim. "God.. could you imagine if my mom saw us right now. Imagine her seeing me having just given her best friend a creampie.."
By Forest Green2 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
“This email came from the president of Spain last night hoping to come to an agreement about helping to feed the needy. I would’ve told you sooner but I think we were pretty busy last night trying to see if my pen was full of ink” I wink as I gently caress your exposed thighs
By Forest Green4 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
You can feel my raging boner just aching to be released as you rub your famous ass all over it “Trust me. At least 80% of people watching those concerts will love everything. Everyone else is just a sexist or jealous person” I start to undo the buttons of your top before gently groping your petite breasts “But as sexy as you are, I do recommend that you have some converts catered to the more innocent minded people so they don’t feel left out. As president, it’s your duty to make everyone feel welcomed” I keep fondling your breasts as I plant kisses all over your neck “But a little private concert for your ‘president’ is always appreciated”
By Forest Green4 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
Sabrina is running for president, with a severe lack of knowledge on how to do the job she relies mostly on her looks to get voters on her side, and it works immensely being the most favored candidate ever, your job though is to actually do the job for her and your incentive is her body.
By Forest Green4 months ago in Filthy
Ditched for ER
Emily walked into the bedroom and was stunned by the elaborate romantic setup: rose petals on the floor around the bed, pink heart-shaped candles burning the rose and magnolia smell, and soft romantic music in the background, with the great Barry White crooning at the moment. On the bed, there was a new apricot-colored lingerie set that included a laced bra, panties, and a delicate translucent robe.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
She had also teased the possibility of ruining both of my holes with some of her celebrity friends in the past, wanting to make it reality in the near future. And although I love the possibility of getting fucked by more of her celebrity friends, she is the only one that I ever have feelings more and that I want to ruin my holes.
By Forest Green4 months ago in Filthy
Celeb Fun. Content Warning.
As the interview gets back to me, I listen closely again. While Emma’s revelation that she has an inverted cage for me, makes me scared, I did know that it would happen in the future. She had teased me in the past with completely taking away my cock with the next downsizing of my cage and this was it. Once she came back and equipped my cock with the inverted cage, I would have no way back.
By Forest Green4 months ago in Filthy
A Woman’s Response To My Article Further Shows Why Men Aren’t Honest With Them
I wrote a blog recently called “22 ‘Honest’ Thoughts Men Don’t Share With Their Women” where I shared a list of things men often think but choose to keep to themselves for the sake of their relationships.
By Olivia Chastity8 months ago in Filthy
