satire
Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Can We Really ‘Sync Up’ Sexually With Our Partners?. AI-Generated.
Ever Wonder Why You’re Suddenly Horny… When They Are? You’re washing dishes. Nothing sexy is happening. Then your partner walks by—says nothing, touches nothing—but your whole body hums like a tuning fork.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
A Brief History of Masturbation: From Taboo to Self-Care. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Let’s Begin With the Obvious You’ve done it. Probably this week. Maybe today. No shame. Masturbation is arguably the most universal sexual experience—crossing gender, culture, and timeline.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
Why Sex Noises Turn Us On (And Other Auditory Oddities). AI-Generated.
A breath catches. A soft gasp. Then a low moan escapes—half involuntary, half intentional. Your body reacts instantly. Goosebumps. Heartbeat kicks up. Pupils dilate. Even if you’re not being touched, your brain lights up like you’re in the middle of something very NSFW.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
The Psychology of Sexting: Why Dirty Texts Feel So Damn Good. AI-Generated.
You Up? Yeah… Your Brain Definitely Is. There’s something about a flirty message that hits different. One minute you're minding your business, the next you're spiraling into erotic daydreams over two sentences and a perfectly placed smirk emoji. Welcome to sexting—the art of arousal via thumbs. Sure, it's hot. But it’s also neurologically addictive, emotionally rich, and evolutionarily fascinating. Because beneath all that cheeky banter lies a cocktail of anticipation, imagination, validation, and yes, dopamine. Let’s talk about why sexting isn’t just fun—it’s psychological foreplay at its finest.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
Sex Toys Through the Ages: From Stone Dildos to Smart Vibrators. AI-Generated.
Let’s Get This Out of the Way: People Have Been Horny Forever You might think sex toys are a modern luxury—something invented by bold 21st-century minds with access to silicon molds and USB ports.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
The Truth About ‘Post-Nut Clarity’: Is It Real or Bro Science?. AI-Generated.
Let’s Set the Scene You’ve just finished a steamy session—alone or with a partner—and suddenly, like a curtain lifted in your mind, everything looks… different. The fantasy that made your toes curl now feels oddly embarrassing. The person you were desperate to DM at 2 a.m.? You're wondering why you ever thought sending that peach emoji was a good idea.
By PrimeHorizon9 months ago in Filthy
The Glorious Moment of Youth: The Choice of Love and Growth
In the long river of youth, there is a story that shines like a pearl, emitting a warm and moving light. The protagonists of the story are two young people. The girl is called Ally, and the boy is called Alex.
By Emotional Scribeabout a year ago in Filthy
