Microfiction
Joe-ism
Ashley never thought in a million years that hanging around her best friend and Vocal writer, Joe Patterson would come with consequences. Joe often joked that hanging around him too much would lead to what he referred to as “Joe-ism”. According to Joe himself, Joe-ism is when you unconsciously start mimicking the ways of Joe because you’ve soaked them up so much in his presence. Ashley was sure it wasn’t going to happen to her.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Hypsacremia
Jolene stood by her gate post, studiously disinterested in the world around her as she trimmed a perfect rose. Mercy spotted her from the corner, and watched as Jolene paused, looked around her, and then slowly made the same cut an inch lower. She crossed the street, hoping to make it to her own front door unobserved.
By Hannah Moore2 years ago in Fiction
Vocalstaffitis
I did not get my stories entered into the Vocal Writing Awards. Phlurking site wouldn't accept my 'Postal Code'. Thanks, HandsomeLouiiThePoet, for nominating me right from the start. I tried Lonzo, so sorry for the snafu. Thank you very much for the confidence which you placed in me. I really appreciate your kind thoughts and beautiful work on the poetry of life.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Fiction
Gengeekius or Gennerdius
Neerda was recalling her years growing up, of always feeling awkward and out of place as a child. She had been shy, lonely, insecure and somehow felt like the odd duck in the pond. Many of us can identify with her, Jeng thought to himself as he listened to her speak of her feelings, which reminded him of his own childhood.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Fiction
Kalamaalienation
“Suit up my alien friends. We will take over the most powerful nation. We just need to control one part of their government. Our disguise, as humans, will certainly fool them. We just need to be elected and we will fool them by letting them think we are going to fight for what they want .” The leader of the Alien announces to his subordinates.
By Mariann Carroll2 years ago in Fiction
Potatomonomous
”He who over eats the fries will be cursed with their sight before his eyes” - Belgian Potatus. In the 1890’s there was French philosopher named Belgian Potatus who was a French fry historian who dedicated his life to the study of fries. Everyone calls me Potato Joe aka French fry boy because love French fries and I wanna tell you about the time I caught a case of Potatomonomous.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
