Humor
I Trusted a Frog
“Oh, cool, a frog,” I said. “I can talk, you know,” the frog said. “Oh, cool. A talking frog,” I said. “You mean you’re not scared? Why?” The frog asked. “I watch fairy tail movies. If I kiss you, will you turn into a prince?” I asked. “Close. A wealthy businessman,” the frog said. I picked up the frog and gave him a smooch. I felt myself shrinking. “What just happened?” I asked. “Oops! The magic turned you into a frog, instead,” the frog said, laughing. “You tricked me, frog,” I screamed. “My name is Fred,” the frog said smugly.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
A Stupid Decision
Cutler felt his stomach drop, the same as when he swung too high while jumping off the swing set at the park, and a wave of dizziness passed through him. He braced himself against his bedpost, and looked around frantically for somewhere to hide in the small bedroom space. What a stupid decision.
By Mark (Mitch) Weil3 years ago in Fiction
Monster High School
Today was finals. The test required we scare ten humans. I was a very talented human scarer. I hid in their closets and under their beds, came in through their rooftops and landed on top of their heads. When they wouldn’t scare easy I tied up their kids. Then I’d watch as they’d flip their lids. I went back to school and turned in a recording of it all. With over one thousand human scares, my teacher took a fall. Whispers started amongst the humans about how bad I was to all. When you see X face, hide and crawl.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Love on the Airwaves
The success of "Love on the Airwaves" skyrocketed, transforming Max Carter from a witty radio host into a local celebrity. The show's popularity attracted even more callers, each seeking their own slice of comedic wisdom and a chance at finding love.
By Melodic Narrator3 years ago in Fiction
Unlucky Thief
Comedy skit on unlucky thief - A thief (T) is planning to rob a jewelry store with his partner (P), who is waiting outside in a getaway car. - T enters the store wearing a mask and holding a gun. He points the gun at the cashier (C) and demands him to open the safe. - C is scared and complies. He opens the safe and shows T the jewels inside. - T is delighted and starts to fill his bag with the jewels. He tells C not to move or make any noise, or he will shoot him. - C nods and stays quiet. He secretly presses a panic button under the counter, alerting the police. - T finishes filling his bag and turns to leave. He notices a necklace on display that catches his eye. He decides to take it as well. - He reaches for the necklace, but it is attached to a security wire that triggers an alarm when pulled. - T is startled and drops his bag. The jewels spill out of the bag and scatter on the floor. - T tries to pick up the jewels, but he slips on them and falls down. His gun goes off and shoots a hole in the ceiling. - T gets up and runs towards the exit, leaving his bag behind. He bumps into a mannequin and knocks it over. The mannequin falls on him and pins him down. - T struggles to get free, but he can't. He hears sirens outside and realizes that the police are coming. - P sees the police cars and panics. He drives away, abandoning T. - The police enter the store and see T trapped under the mannequin. They point their guns at him and tell him to surrender. - T gives up and raises his hands. He curses his luck and wishes he never tried to rob the store.
By Syed Mohammed Bin Khalid3 years ago in Fiction
Judgement Day
“I sentence you to eighty seven years in prison,” I said. He was only nine and his crime was bubblegum theft, but the law is the law. No excuses for breaking it. He went to his cell crying, I went home and slept happy. I watched the news and saw a superior court judge released everyone I had sentenced for ‘excessive punishment.’ I heard shouting outside my house. I went outside to see what the noise was. It was all the convicts. “There he is. Get him,” someone shouted. A car rammed my gates and they all beat me up.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Lucas and the Magical World
Once upon a time, in a magical world far away, there was a young wizard named Lucas. Lucas had been born with a gift for magic, and had been studying it since he was a child. He lived in a small village with his family, and spent most of his days practicing spells and brewing potions.
By maayoo alee3 years ago in Fiction
