“I sentence you to eighty seven years in prison,” I said. He was only nine and his crime was bubblegum theft, but the law is the law. No excuses for breaking it. He went to his cell crying, I went home and slept happy. I watched the news and saw a superior court judge released everyone I had sentenced for ‘excessive punishment.’ I heard shouting outside my house. I went outside to see what the noise was. It was all the convicts. “There he is. Get him,” someone shouted. A car rammed my gates and they all beat me up.
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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I was taking a shower and I closed my eyes. I thought I heard breathing and quickly opened them. Just my imagination. I closed my eyes again and heard a noise. Just my imagination. I opened my eyes and looked around. Nothing. I closed my eyes and felt hands grab my shoulders. I screamed and saw my roommates laughing. Just a prank. I started laughing too, until Cindy and Emma ripped off their faces exposing the hideous scaly lizard skin underneath. I screamed as they sunk their sharp teeth into me. “I hate it when the meals squirmy,” Cindy said.
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