Miss A Go

He acts like he's so smart but I'm definitely cleverer than he is. He doesn't get it, I don't think. I do.

OK, so I didn't deal with it too well when he left that thing on my pillow. Oozing bloo- Ugh. No. Gross. Can't even.

Didn't see that coming. I'll give him that. But I'm back now. Better than ever.

Thing is, you gotta find a way to turn anything around. Make it so it suits you. So it looks like you planned it that way all along. Then you look even smarter than you are. And I am smart.

So that's what I did. I'd been holed up in my room for a while, and I stayed there while I was thinking about what I should do next...

...then I realised, I'm already doing it. Doing nothing, it fucked with his head good. I'd been a step ahead all the time. He was second guessing, wasn't he? Waiting for the shoe to drop.

I'm not much good at reading social situations, okay, fine. But even I could feel the tension. Even if I hadn't I couldn't have missed the screams at 2am. I wondered what kind of nightmares he was having. Is he dreaming of me?

Didn't really plan it in the end. The chance was there. I just did what a smart person does. Took it. I'd been looking for something else. That's typical, right? I found the key. Took me a hot second to realise what it was for. His room. Oh, that's too yummy. All this time he's freaking out because I'm locked away in my room, and...

Couldn't wait. Snuck to his door. Pressed my ear to it. Listening. Is he asleep? Think so. Muttering. Whimpering. Is he dreaming of me, though?

Slipped it in. Turned it. There was a click, but he didn't even wake. Slept through it. Like a baby. A traumatised baby, lol.

He hasn't even had a chance to get me, and I've got him twice. But get this. It gets better. I'm gonna get him again. Silly twat left his smartwatch in the bathroom. I saw the message from his mum. She's coming 'round. I deleted it so he couldn't reply and put her off.

Maybe I'll give her diarrhoea. Maybe I'll drug her. Maybe I'll just threaten her.

He'll hate that. He probably doesn't care about her much. He's never let her visit. But she's his, right? It'll piss him off no end if I've got her, and I can do whatever I like with her.

I can't wait to see what he'll do when she shows up. Scream. Yell. Bang on the door. Try to break it open. Lol.

You know what? I bet he sits in his room. Quiet as a little mouse. He'll never admit to not calling the shots. He'd rather eat his own socks.

That's the doorbell. How do I look? I've got a lady to impress.

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