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For Lana V Lynx's "I Want to Go Home!" Challenge

By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published 3 months ago 1 min read
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Introduction

This is a drabble for Lana V Lynx's "I Want to Go Home!" challenge, which you can read about here:

The music is "My Baby's Takin' Me Home" from "Li'l Beethoven" by Sparks

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"What Am I? What Am I? I am your paymaster, your owner; you do as I say without question. I should be on my way home now, if you were even half competent at your job, but no, another ship explodes, you can't even get it out of Earth's atmosphere. NASA did it sixty years ago, they put humans on the moon, which is where my kind are waiting for me. You are fired. I am going to get someone who knows what they are doing to get me home."

And with that, Elon Musk exploded in an incandescent rage.

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  • Andrea Corwin 2 months ago

    Your story impersonates him perfectly!

  • Pamela Williams3 months ago

    I can imagine that incandescent rage!

  • Mariann Carroll3 months ago

    Lol, Mike very creative!

  • Mark Graham3 months ago

    Way to go on this especially that last line. Good job.

  • Paul Stewart3 months ago

    Haha. I am not familiar with that Sparks song, because I am basically going back and listening to them from my jumpoff point of Kimono My House. but shal listen to that album now :) Love Sparks and this was hilarious. Well done, Mike! Sorry. That comment was very Sparks-heavy. lol.

  • Lana V Lynx3 months ago

    Haha, loved it, Mike! And the My Baby’s Taking Me Home is stuck in my head now.

  • Stephanie Hoogstad3 months ago

    I love those final words, "exploded in an incandescent rage". I can just imagine him literally lighting up with fury. Well done.

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