MAMMA MIA!

Pasta So Good That It Would Make You Slap Your Mamma Mia

I hate when I'm up late and I see something on TV pertaining to food. Whether it's an infomercial, commercial or a show about food, the food is always looking so good that you just wish that you could manifest it to you. Plus, it makes you incredibly hungry.

I was watching this show called Delicious Destinations and they went to a well-known restaurant where famous actors go.

The restaurant has been in business since the early 1960's and they're known for their chicken parmesan.

Now I've never had chicken parmesan before in my life.

Well, chicken parmesan that didn't come in a plastic carton that you heated up in the microwave.

The plate I saw on TV makes me think that eating the food would be like experiencing Heaven with each & every bite you take.

I have to make it my mission in life to travel to that place one day real soon.

Forget seeing where the big Hollywood stars live; I want to see where that chicken parmesan is at.

Plus, it came with a side of pasta too.

The food looked so good that I wish that I could teleport from my pad to that place right this very moment.

They even took us as viewers behind the scenes to show us how it was all prepared and I must say that I'm just as impressed with the preparation of the meal as I am the final product.

I bet you that food probably costs a mortgage payment and would take you about 36 years to get a reservation in that place.

That's the kind of place that doesn't take two for one coupons.

You show up with a coupon there and you'll get tossed out like Uncle Phil did Jazz when he was hitting on Hilary.

But I bet it's worth it though. I just hope that it tastes as good as it looks.

God, I love Italian food and the women are not too shabby either.

Speaking of Italian food, it reminds me of when my grandmother used to bring home the best damn mac & cheese that I had ever tasted in my entire life from that retirement center she used to work at.

She had stopped working at this place a few years earlier but she would go back to visit and bring home of some of that great food to us.

I still dream about that mac & cheese just like I'm going to be dreaming about that chicken parmesan I saw earlier.

Oh and the restarurant is called Dan Tana's.

Let me do a quick search to see if they're on "the Gram."

Pardon my attempt to be cool.

You see there kids? IG has more then women with overinflated egos and behinds.

Damm! Too bad they don't have an IG because I would definitely be following them.

All I see is a location page and pics from wack people eating the tasty food. Forget the people! I just want to see more pictures of the meals.

• Sidenote: I just went on Dan Tana's website and they have all their prices listed there. That chicken parmesan costs 42.00 dollars.

And to think I was going to bring a date with me. To hell with that!

I Better tell Shirley to keep her behind at home.

They have something called the New York State, Helen which costs 78 bucks.

For that price, Helen better have some big ole' tiddies and she better be bringing that steak on a platter to me personally.