Lazy fish greedy lamp

Huang An's wife is not human.

This is Huang An's widowed mother, "her" mother-in-law, only learned after the rice was cooked.

Her name is Silver Baby.

Silver baby initial entry, determined not to be such a situation.

At the beginning, she wore thin skin and white flesh, sensitive and tearful, like water. The upper body is light and soft, the lower body is curled and colorful when swinging. And a pair of beautiful round eyes, shimmering. Men are salivating at the sight of such a plain woman.

Silver baby is a fish.

He did have a crush for a while, ever since she went with him as a stay-at-home mom to avoid eating. A whitebait. It's a pleasure.

Silver baby gradually entered the world. Then beautiful beauty, once no worries, pamper up, certainly a "hair" out of control: fat.

Look at her. She's all round and fat, and her white flesh is almost dripping with grease. Her face was red and powdery, still pretty, but no longer light.

Remember that day first met - only four more time, dawn is still hazy, officers have begun on the morning, the horseshoe rang through the capital. Before long, the monks who were beating the wood rain and reading the Brahma Sutra also went to the streets to "proclaim the dawn".

The morning market became lively.

The shops are open for business.

Beijing bustling and scale, just a variety of shops, has been dazzling. There were turbanes, belts, flannelettes, mountings and paintings, paper hangers, glistening dressings, raw dressings, eye dressings and, of course, food.

Boiled meat, seafood, preserved fruit, steamed bread... Both.

Huang An is one of the more unique families here.

He and his widowed mother depend on good fishing for their livelihood. They do not sell lively fresh, but a variety of processed fish food products, far and wide.

The fish sauce, with good fish broken strands cut bone, and seasoning, stored in the jar, sealed with mud, do not leak. Cooked after the storm, with good wine to solve it, very delicious. They also pickle and dry small fish brought by fishmongers.

A tail tail wind fish tail upside down, hung in front of the shop, but the city view.

Huang An is actually the best eater.

He thinks the most delicious thing is to eat it raw and live. Only dead, hard to put fish for a long time to make all kinds of processing. With fire, with ingredients, with technology, but because it's past its best.

Huang An knows fish. His mother was always proud of it.

"Huang An brother you morning!" Ashun has arrived with two large barrels of fish. "Burn incense, borrow some divine power, lucky a net half full."

He examined the fish. In addition to the usual, there was a wooden basin, holding a fresh jump jump, a bright bright silver fish, infinite anxious wagging head and tail. But trapped in a web.

"What kind of strange fish is this?"

"Not strange fish, but like fish. Brother Huang, specially sent for you. Look, white meat, the best!"

Yes, good fish is white body, transparent. After scraping the scales to dirty, a knife split, then cut into thin slices, dipped in soy sauce live to eat - eat its charming lips still in a together...

Huang An thanked A Shun.

The whitebait is even more agitated. A twist of the tail tried to make a splash, but failed. Huang An took the wooden basin to the kitchen at the back of the shop and said with a smile: "Let you stay in the world for a while, I..."

The silver fish glared at him with his big eyes.

That night, Huang An picked it up and watched it carefully. It twisted with all its strength and struggled to the ground, showing its true shape.

She did not want him to eat her, but she had to do everything she could to eat him.

It's a knife on the head. He dropped the butcher's knife in a panic and turned his neck around.

Then Huang An married her...

'Get up! He pushed the sun-bathed room, but even the body is too lazy to turn his wife: "There are many customers in the shop, go out to help."

After a long time, Huang An can't stand her laziness.

Silver Baby's eyes were round, and even when she slept, they never closed -- so that no one could see that she was still asleep.

Mother-in-law is also dissatisfied: "The door does not open, the shop does not guard, the oil bottle knocked down also do not help!"

The old man's words became worse and worse. "Such a lazy wife had fed her for a year. Look at you, even frown too lazy to bother. "Silver Baby is not interested in anything but eating.

She doesn't touch the bodies of her compatriots in the shop. Cake is my favorite food. Sweet and deep-fried sugar cakes, thin fried pretzel cakes, as well as fried cakes, steamed cakes, and meat dumplings. And sweet, with raw honey modulation of Ume soup, osmanthus sugar. It's so sweet I'm tired of it.

Zhen Shi Zhu compress white, dressed handsome eyebrows Qiao, plump to provoke Huang An.

When I loved her, I thought she was lively and charming.

But, so lazy! Sooner or later, she will eat up everything. Their daughter-in-law took care of the shop and spun the lantern at night.

Her mother urged her son: "If the origin is not clear, it is a fish. It is better to divorce her and maroon her to the water. And worthy of her, or one day she'll eat you too!"

Come to think of it, fish don't get enough to eat.

Silver baby does not know there is a plot behind.

She's innocent, not Ayutthaya.

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with it. Rivers and seas are natural, and they are born in heaven. When have you ever heard of fish working for rice? Don't you just eat it?

You become a person, you can't change your habits for a while. Humans, by contrast, are unlucky enough to struggle to get two meals a night. A little heart of fame and fortune, more combat swords, cunning, kill or die.

The greatest achievement of a silver baby's life is to feed himself fat in vain. Life is short and pleasure is limited. We should enjoy ourselves more. Let go of our arms.

She turned her fat buttocks a twist, and dug out the plum to eat. After eating, we went to the market to watch a hundred plays.

A fortune-teller passed by. All of them could write and read. They sang: "Proficient in Zhouyi and good at distinguishing sirens. Skywatching civilization geography. It's good luck and bad luck."

A silver baby, TSK TSK: "When also, life also, luck also. This lady is blessed and has a long life..."

Huang An heard, she long life, I rejoice! Fear that this is a bottomless pool.

My mother was right after all. One day, he led her to the water and said, "Yin Ying, you come from rivers and lakes. Go back to rivers and lakes. I can't afford to be in the camp. I thought I had more hands to work with, but I didn't see any practical use for it."

Silver baby shed round tears: "I am not with you to sleep? -"

A man who divorces his wife still divorces his wife.

He gave her a push and she fell into the water. Rat-tat - the splash of a night. But Huang sees only merit. No default.

He went home.

A few days later, Ashun sent fish again. He recalled one of them.

"Look, there's a fat fish! Slow body, swimming skills, dementia does not know how to escape. You can catch it with one hand. He had been struck by a wave and passed out."

Huang An recognized this lazy escape silver baby.

It was fatter and heavier than it had ever been, covered in fat. Huh? It's not all for nothing.

He scraped off the fat and turned it into oil just for burning lamps.

-- But it was a strange lamp.

Huang An's friends salty table surprised, only his own heart understand.

It is like this: whenever the home treat, make food, or relatives and friends festival, send wedding cake dessert, this light greedy, shine especially bright, heart beat.

Whenever the dog is not willing to wash clothes or when her mother-in-law sticks to her cloth, it becomes lazy and dim with a light like a bean.

A good time is a bad time. Only wish to be lazy forever...