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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Criticism
The adverb 'calmly' was used in the book to suggest that Dumbledore was speaking in a peaceful manner. This was seemingly, completely ignored by the film makers, who adapted for the line 'did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' to be said in a vicious, nonsensical way.
By Maddy Haywood2 years ago in Critique
The delicacy of His touch Claude Monet's Water Lilies 1915-1916
One of the most sensitive ones could capture the nature and start the life of an abstracted gestures of the brush You can feel the water and the nature from inside
By Darkos2 years ago in Critique
Rich Men North of Richmond
Times must be tough in the music business South of Richmond. No competent guitarists, singers, or lyricists, no barber to trim an unkempt beard. Childish guitar, weak melody, nonsensical message. Candy-eating welfare recipients starve morally superior drinking southern workers? Really? Old soul? Hasn't learned much. Makes true conservatives seem ridiculous.
By Paul A. Merkley2 years ago in Critique
A Critique of Prisoners (2013)
Prisoners invites viewers into a whirlwind of tragedy, grief, and humanity's ongoing struggle with the unpredictable evils of this world. Allured by well-executed action sequences, dreary cinematography, a haunting soundtrack, and outstanding acting performances, audiences are challenged to explore the darkest parts of ourselves as we grasp for fleeting hope.
By Bethany Larson2 years ago in Critique
Fifty Shades of Pure Shit
Sex, manipulation, and harmful representations of BDSM. Why, it must be the early 2010s! It started with 50 Shades of Grey and ended with the dangerous misconception that BDSM revolves around erotically charged sadism.
By Chelsea Rose2 years ago in Critique
The Star Trek Franchise
Not just about space, Star Trek's strength is in its tackling of social and political issues. The series challenges norms and celebrates differences. It tells us that utopia from dystopia is possible. Even when we are not perfect, we can be redeemed. And if all else fails, just time travel.
By Jay Zab2 years ago in Critique
A Tale of Two Cinematic Worlds: Oppenheimer and Barbie Collide in Movie Madness!
Lights, camera, confusion! In a cinematic twist that could only be conjured by the chaos-loving internet, the double feature of the year emerged as a duo you'd never expect—Barbie and Oppenheimer. Yes, you heard that right, it's like someone stumbled upon a Mad Libs book, and out popped this unlikely pairing of plastic dolls and nuclear physics. But hey, what's not to love about a film event that brings together the masterminds behind Barbie and the brain behind Inception? Get ready for a tale of glamour, history, and a dash of "Wait, is this real life?"
By Mr August2 years ago in Critique
Succession
Fantastic satire. Gripping cliffhangers to end seasons. Incredible performances (especially McFadyen and Braun). And one of those shows that manages to have an ending that feels both believable and satisfying. Best TV show ever? Nah, not quite Mad Men or The Sopranos. But then I thought Breaking Bad was overrated.
By Matty Long2 years ago in Critique
Overthinking: Don Bluth's Thumbelina
(NOTE: When reading this please keep in mind that it is intended as a skit to be recorded. Light editing and stage direction are included in this piece. Also be aware there is light profanity.)
By Jean Bruce2 years ago in Critique
Prey (2022)
Amber Midthunder steals the show as the fierce young Comanche warrior, Naru, who defends her tribe from the ferocious Predator. Has beautiful cinematography, tense, edge-of-seat action, unexpected jump scares and actual character development. Naru does not get an easy time, but never gives up. Relentlessly boundary-pushing in the best ways.
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Critique
50 Shades of Grey by E. L James
It's a fan fix based on Edward Cullen, with more sex. Discussing the kind of sex you want is liberating; the sex scenes suck. How many words can you use for a penis? The answer is a lot. However, the overuse of masculine toxicity as a plot device is disheartening
By Jazzy 2 years ago in Critique
A Critique of The Avengers
Marvel’s Avengers movies are absolutely stunning! While some scenes have predictable outcomes, the rest are unbelievably thrilling. The way they create the characters and their powers is fascinating; it captivates me the way they defeat evil and save the innocent.
By Jessica Phoenix2 years ago in Critique