satire

Music industry and celebrity satire presented by Beat.

Goldie Lookin' Chain - A Playlist. Content Warning.
Introduction Last week I listened to two of my Goldie Lookin' Chain albums and found them still extremely silly, funny and well worth a listen.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Beat
“Make Happy” - My Thoughts 💭 . Content Warning.
This is a previously unpublished review from 2018. “Make Happy” (2016) is Bo Burnham's comedy special streaming on Netflix. After recently seeing the humorous doco-style drama "Eighth Grade" (2018) which he both wrote and directed, I found out that Bo Burnham is also a stand-up comic/musician. "Make Happy" is by turns darkly jovial and intellectual & existential, yet certainly not for all tastes.
By Grz Colmabout a year ago in Beat
Only Fans Are Finally Dead
OnlyFans: The Meteoric Rise and Inevitable Decline When OnlyFans exploded into mainstream attention in 2020, the world viewed it as the solution to two pressing issues: rampant unemployment and a safe avenue for women working in adult entertainment. At the height of the pandemic, when much of the global population was confined to their homes, the platform offered a means of earning money without stepping outside or risking the dangers associated with the adult industry.
By Muhammad Nadeemabout a year ago in Beat
The Surprising Truth About Pop Music: Beyond the Beats and Lyrics. AI-Generated.
Pop music, with its catchy melodies and relatable lyrics, has dominated the music industry for decades. But beneath the surface of the catchy beats and infectious choruses lies a rich tapestry of stories, influences, and cultural significance. Let's delve into some surprising truths about pop music that you may never have known.
By Kelly Munala Brookesabout a year ago in Beat
Weird Al Yankovic Announces ‘Bigger and Weirder’ 2025 Tour
Everyone’s favorite comedy and parody artist, Weird Al Yankovic has announced a new tour for 2025! The quirky musician says the tour will be ‘bigger and weirder’ than ever, getting fans excited to snag tickets to the iconic show. So, what shenanigans can we expect from Weird Al and his crew in the coming year? Hold onto your accordions, and let’s talk about it!
By Total Apex Entertainment & Sportsabout a year ago in Beat
Elsa and Sonic: The Mystery of the Frozen Forest
Chapter One: The Frozen Forest Elsa and Sonic, their recent victory over Zorvath's spell fresh in their minds, found themselves in the presence of an extraordinary frozen forest. The trees within this mystical realm shimmered as if made of fine crystal, and peculiar glowing footprints dotted the icy ground.
By Mayaabout a year ago in Beat
The Ghoul Brothers
"Welcome to the disgusting world of...The Ghoul Brothers!" The Ghoul Brothers (1984) I first discovered The Ghoul Brothers in the advertisement section of Fangoria. Or maybe it was Gorezone. It was one of those Eighties newsstand horror and gore magazines.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Beat
Marconi Plays the Mamba
The Eighties were a paradisical time of lemonade rivers and cotton candy clouds, where everyone had joy and a high fashion sense: hair was big, and women wore lots of makeup, huge earrings, and blouses with shoulder pads. We all ate delicious McDonald's three meals a day, and movie theater popcorn was covered in a buttery substance equivalent to slamming fourteen Big Macs. Eye shadow, lipstick, rouge, Cyndi Lauper hair, and Debbie Gibson eyes were the cultural touchstones that kept Commieland in relative check. (Well, that, and our nuclear arsenal.)
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Beat
The rap music industry is crashing
If you have not noticed the recent downfall in the music industry, you've been living under a rock, because as Beyoncé once said (I'm not a fan of Beyoncé),
By Dubisthename2 years ago in Beat
How to Create Catchy Beats That Grab Listener Attention
In the world of music production, creating beats that are not only catchy but also grab the listener's attention is crucial. Whether you're a seasoned producer or just starting out, mastering the art of crafting beats that stand out can make all the difference in your music. In this article, we'll explore some tips and techniques for creating catchy beats that will captivate your audience.
By BLESSING COOL 2 years ago in Beat
How They Made It: serotinia
Hi! My most recent release, "serotinia" came out this last month, on the 16th. It's one hour and a half divided into 28 tracks.
By Malísima2 years ago in Beat
FULL STORY ABOUT MOUNT EVEREST . Content Warning.
Mount Everest, also known as Sagarmatha in Nepal and Chomolungma in Tibet, is the world's highest mountain, with a peak reaching 29,032 feet (8,849 meters) above sea level. It is located in the Himalayas on the border between Nepal and the Tibet Autonomous Region of China.
By BABILONTE Dk2 years ago in Beat