satire

Music industry and celebrity satire presented by Beat.

🪞Hauntology and the Echoes of Forgotten Futures . AI-Generated.
In the fog-drenched halls of dark ambient music, there's a particular kind of ghost that lingers—not just specters of the past, but hauntings from futures we imagined and lost.
By Yokai Circle6 months ago in Beat
🚪 Between Worlds: Liminality and Threshold Emotion in Dark Ambient . AI-Generated.
There’s a moment before the dream begins. There’s a breath between the inhale and the exhale. There’s a hallway, a mist, a doorway not yet stepped through.
By Yokai Circle6 months ago in Beat
🗺️ Sound as a Place: How Music Becomes Emotional Geography . AI-Generated.
Close your eyes. Think of the last song that truly moved you. Now think: Where did it take you? Not just emotionally—but physically, spatially. Did it drop you into a rainy city at midnight? A sunlit rooftop in summer? An empty bedroom at 2AM? Did it make you feel like you were somewhere else entirely—maybe even a place that doesn’t exist?
By The Yume Collective6 months ago in Beat
☀️ Dreamy Summer Vibes Vol. 1 . AI-Generated.
When the air gets warmer and the days stretch a little longer, there’s an unspoken magic that settles over everything. It’s in the quiet stillness of early morning light, the soft hum of a fan in the background, or the way sunlight dances on your skin during a lazy walk home. Dreamy Summer Vibes Vol. 1, the latest compilation from The Yume Collective, captures that magic in musical form.
By The Yume Collective6 months ago in Beat
Our Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Content Warning.
Why did you stop it? We can’t play his top hits! Come off it! What logic made you want to pause it? His comments are toxic.
By DJ Nuclear Winter6 months ago in Beat
Sh*t I Could Watch Over and Over and Do # 14
"I'm the last man talking to the first machine. And I don't know which one of us is real." — Unknown Everyone knows already that robots are superior, far superior to mankind: and damn if they don't smell better. Furthermore, robots are going to rise up, like in Karel Čapek's classic 1920 science fiction play R.U.R., and destroy Western civilization quicker than you can say "Great Satan." Furthermore, robot chicks do it better, baby, particularly if they're covered in breathable latex. Can you think of another partner to be with who can, quite literally, turn on "vibrate" mode at the drop of the proverbial switch?
By Tom Baker7 months ago in Beat
AI Vocal Remover: The Game-Changer for Music Production in 2025
Discover how AI vocal removers are revolutionizing music production in 2025, providing artists and producers in both the USA and UK with tools that enable them to effortlessly produce remixes, covers, and more.
By Robert Brown7 months ago in Beat
American Idol Winner Gets More Than Fame: Here’s What They Really Win (Cash Contracts & Life Changing Rewards)
American Idol Winner Gets More Than Fame: Here’s What They Really Win (Cash Contracts & Life Changing Rewards) Winning American Idol is more than just receiving a title it's a dream come true a life changing moment for aspiring singers across the United States. The prize has evolved over the years but the core idea remains the same launching a superstar’s career. Let’s dive deep into what the winners of American Idol actually get and how those rewards have impacted their lives with real stories real emotions and real fame.
By Adnan Rasheed8 months ago in Beat
The Plagiarist (Rap MP). Top Story - May 2025.
I’m not wrong wing, I'm right wing. All I talked about was leaving. But I'm still here. * Call me Chat GB: the artificial MP.
By Addison Alder8 months ago in Beat
Top 10 Best Fighter Jets in the World.
In the world of aerial dominance, fighter jets represent the pinnacle of engineering, speed, and military power. They are crucial not just for air superiority but also for deterrence, surveillance, and precision strikes. The following list ranks the top 10 best fighter jets globally, based on performance, stealth, maneuverability, armament, and technology.
By Krypton 8 months ago in Beat
Modern Lullaby. Runner-Up in Harmonic Verses Challenge.
1 Sleep, my dearest child, let the night go by As your mommy sings this modern lullaby. . The world is heating up, poles are losing ice.
By Katarzyna Popiel9 months ago in Beat
“The Not-So-Pleasant King” - song
A song written for the challenge and for funsies (I'm not a professional songwriter). Sound wise: think rock. Or perhaps wacky rock. There will be no video or audio attached - I've had enough embarrassment to last three eternities already (sorry). Hopefully the tone comes out in the lyrics.
By Euan Brennan9 months ago in Beat