To the outskirts of the Milky way
Dear Neo Cypher,
It's been 2500 years since your last visit but it feels like its been a decamillennial. The world hasn't changed much really, it's still the same selfish, violent and inhuman as ever. Your lucky this time, global warming made the atmosphere so unprotected its actually funny. These humans never learn. Remember your last visit? When you flew me to the bottom of the earth? It was so surreal, watching the penguins and polar bears mingle as they dived into the cool aqua waters while we passed on a cup of hot chocolate, admiring the beauty of the ice. The ice melted away 500 years ago. It drowned the everything, artic life was no more. I barely made it out alive, but its not like I'd die anyways.