To the outskirts of the Milky way

Dear Neo Cypher,

It's been 2500 years since your last visit but it feels like its been a decamillennial. The world hasn't changed much really, it's still the same selfish, violent and inhuman as ever. Your lucky this time, global warming made the atmosphere so unprotected its actually funny. These humans never learn. Remember your last visit? When you flew me to the bottom of the earth? It was so surreal, watching the penguins and polar bears mingle as they dived into the cool aqua waters while we passed on a cup of hot chocolate, admiring the beauty of the ice. The ice melted away 500 years ago. It drowned the everything, artic life was no more. I barely made it out alive, but its not like I'd die anyways.

When you come looking for me, don't head south like you once did. This time come north. After my house flooded, I found a beautiful fairy like cottage between the hills covered with flourishing ivy and deadly scorpions at its guard. Near the pond, I found a baby turtle struggling to walk. I picked her up and took her in. Her name is Everfree and she turned 142 years old today. I'll add a picture of her for you. I don't remember the last time I celebrated my day of birth, but I'm so excited to spend that day with you. Hopefully, your tribe will see me as harmless and accept me to stay with you for a while.

Anyways, have a safe flight I can't wait for to see you again. Maybe before I leave with you, I can show you the code I've been working on. If this really works, maybe just maybe, we can burn this place to oblivion just with the press of a key.

Love, your human friend