Sean Patrick
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Hello, my name is Sean Patrick He/Him, and I am a film critic and podcast host for the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast I am a voting member of the Critics Choice Association, the group behind the annual Critics Choice Awards.
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The Unpopular Opinion Game
Among the memes jamming social media feeds lately is the unpopular opinion game. Herein, you think of 10 things you dislike that others enjoy. Don't explain why, just make a list. Well, I have a word quota to work with here so, I will explain the list below. I'm ready to play: The Unpopular Opinions Game.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Movie Review: 'Verotika' is Wildly Terrible
What to make of the directorial debut of rocker Glen Danzig? The Mother singer has made a movie that is either one of hell of a comic troll job or an Ed Wood level, earnest abomination. Verotika is a three part anthology movie featuring three stories loosely tied together by a nonsensical interstitial storyteller who may be a vampire or a demon or The Devil? That’s where the bizarre, confounding journey of Verotika begins.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Horror
Movie Review: 'Resistance' Starring Jesse Eisenberg
Well, I won’t be cracking wise about mimes again any time soon. The new World War 2 movie, Resistance, tells an astonishing true story about the man who remains the most famous mime in the world, even more than a decade after his passing, Marcel Marceau. Portrayed by a winsome Jesse Eisenberg, we find Marcel Marceau a romantic hero who risked his life to save tens of thousands of children from the Nazis. It’s a story anyone who has ever made fun of mimes has likely never heard before.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Top 5 YouTube Channels to Binge While Socially Distanced
While many of us are stuck at home, trying to stay safe in the era of COVID-19/Coronavirus we need entertainment more than ever. For many, the first choice will be Netflix or Disney Plus or perhaps Amazon or Hulu. Many might not think of YouTube as a place where there is binge-able content. In actuality, there are plenty of channels with content that is easy to consume in a binge fashion. This list provides 5 such channels with binge-able content.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Movie Review: 'The Burnt Orange Heresy' is a Smart, Flashy, Thriller
The Burnt Orange Heresy (watch the trailer here on YouTube) stars Danish theater actor Claes Bang in the lead role of James Figueres, an art expert and critic. As the story begins, Figueres is broke, slightly inebriated and more than a little desperate for a break. He's delivering an art lecture to a group of little old ladies that he hopes will buy his very niche book of art criticism.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Movie Review: 'Fantasy Island'is Corporatized Horror Trash
Fantasy Island is a tedious attempt at reviving familiar I.P with a ‘twist.’ What if we take a forgettable 1970’s TV show and make it a horror movie? Clever? The result certainly is not clever or interesting. Rather, the remake of Fantasy Island as a Blumhouse horror movie with a sub-B-List cast reeks of corporate interference and of a director who is more hack than actual director, only capable of forgettably transmitting corporate dictates into a bland screen product.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Horror
Song Review: 'The Box' by Roddy Ricch
The Box by Roddy Ricch is the number one song in America. I am curious as to why? What is it about this song that has resonated so deeply with the American people that it has become the most popular piece of music on the market today? In this review I will examine the appeal of The Box, it’s themes, meanings and lyrical elements. We will also examine the songs place in the history and evolution of rap and hip hop as that is far more interesting than the song itself.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Beat
Movie Review: 'Impractical Jokers The Movie' is an Inside Joke
This review is a warning to those who are not already fans of Impractical Jokers: This movie version of the popular Tru TV prank show is not for you. Unless you are part of this cult shows fanbase already, there is nothing here for you beyond a few chuckles and a lot cringe based attempts at humor that fall flat as often as they earn a giggle.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Movie Preview: 'Run!' Starring Sarah Paulson
Run! That’s the title of a new horror thriller from the writer-director-producing team behind the inventive and exciting recent thriller Searching. That film used the innovative tactics of social media and webcams to create an engrossing and engaging thriller that featured a great performance from John Cho as a father using the tools of modern media to try to find his missing daughter.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Classic Movie Review: 'Ms.45'
With Abel Ferrara's incredibly prescient and exciting 1981 rape-revenge movie, Ms. 45, we've set ourselves quite a task. To parse the metaphors thickly woven into Ferrara's narrative is at once easy as you can identify them quickly, and a massive undertaking as the director has exhausted every possible metaphor to the point where the movie remains controversial, striking and resonant today as it ever was in 1981.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
Movie Review: 'Sonic the Hedgehog' is Not As Bad As You Think
I must admit, I went into the Sonic the Hedgehog movie with a chip on my shoulder. As someone who cheered when Parasite was named Best Picture at the Academy Awards, you can imagine that Sonic the Hedgehog was not exactly up my alley. You could also, perhaps, get that impression from the simple fact that I am a film critic and we are talking about a movie based on a very silly, almost incomprehensible, video-game.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Geeks
How Does this Movie Exist? 'Rockula' 1990
This might just be me being a little… hyperbolic, but, the 1990 musical comedy Rockula starring Dean Cameron is disease somehow rendered as a movie. Watching Rockula, which was released 30 years ago as of this writing, in February of 2020, was what I imagine contracting the plague must have been like. It begins as discomfort that grows into genuine aches and pains before developing into an all consuming feeling of slow, painful, agonizing death.
By Sean Patrick6 years ago in Beat
