Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

226 stories

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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http://lombot.co.uk

You Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

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Going Down The Tubes.. Content Warning.
Going Down The Tubes. By Ross E F Lombardi . The pipes are leaking The relentlessly hungry drain in gapping The fingers are clawing,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
HEROES ALL.
HEROES ALL. By Ross E F Lombardi. . I raise this glass in cheer. A toast... To those looking at a ceiling. To those crying without tears.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
ROLL THE DICE.. Content Warning.
. ROLL THE DICE. By Ross E F Lombardi . I care deeply about social justice issues I care more than it is healthy to do so,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Humans
Wasted Food - Empty Plate.. Content Warning.
Wasted Food - Empty Plate. By Ross E F Lombardi. . Meeting, talking, eating, Cooking, Her and me, Sharing the banquet of life
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
DRINKS WITH AN OLD GIRLFRIEND!. Content Warning.
. DRINKS WITH AN OLD GIRLFRIEND! A sketch By Ross E F Lombardi . Scene: A cold wet Winter. In a UK pub on the north of England Coast, either in or near Redcar By Sea.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Humor
A collection of Dad Scenarios
. A collection of Dad Scenarios Things that have actually happed to me as a dad (before the divorce) . A Dad Scenario 1
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Humor
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING…. Content Warning.
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING… By Ross E F Lombardi . First thing in the morning… Do you? How do I put this…? .
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
A Modest Proposal For The Male Loneliness Epidemic.. Content Warning.
. A Modest Proposal For The Male Loneliness Epidemic. Paper 1 Draft ( A ) By Ross E F Lombardi . It is often said that you can't beat mother nature.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Humans
Roasted Pig . Content Warning.
Roasted Pig à l'orange" By Ross E F Lombardi. ! I’m not saying that trump supporters are necessarily stupid They kind of prove it themselves. – In pretty much every single dumb arse thing they do say and fart out of their mouths.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in The Swamp
An Extra.. Content Warning.
. An Extra. By Ross E F Lombardi. . Life is full of stories Some good, Some bad, None of them are mine.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
Being Generous and Honest with My Feelings.. Content Warning.
. Being Generous and Honest with My Feelings. By Ross E F Lombardi . I hate her. . I hate her 65 times over.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi6 months ago in Poets
This is, Just One of many contradictory truths.. Content Warning.
This is, Just One of many contradictory truths. By Ross E F Lombardi. . The facts are these. Everyone uses everyone.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi6 months ago in Poets

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Going Down The Tubes.. Content Warning.

HEROES ALL.

ROLL THE DICE.. Content Warning.

Wasted Food - Empty Plate.. Content Warning.

DRINKS WITH AN OLD GIRLFRIEND!. Content Warning.

A collection of Dad Scenarios

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING…. Content Warning.

A Modest Proposal For The Male Loneliness Epidemic.. Content Warning.

Roasted Pig . Content Warning.

An Extra.. Content Warning.

Being Generous and Honest with My Feelings.. Content Warning.

This is, Just One of many contradictory truths.. Content Warning.

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