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I'm waching porn I do that So do lots of people!

...AND a note about any man dating a much younger women.

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished about a month ago 2 min read

Ok.

I'm waching porn

I do that

So do lots of people!

Including women who also watch it to!

.

But it has just occurred to me in a world that is cursed with 'Andrew Tate's' in it - That there is a certain porn myth that needs addressing.

.

If you have a errection.

No matter how hard or massive or how long it's been since you last came....

A )

You DO NOT need it 'dealing with'

B )

Yes, It CAN be left.

She CAN leave you in "That State'', - It's just an erection not a bleeding out gunshot wound!

C )

If you can't mastubate - Then it WILL eventually go down by itself.

D )

Suck it up you wuss,

It does not hurt that much!

E )

No, you are not a helpless slave to your hard on.

You can't use it as an excuse to cheat on you partner.

THAT crap is highest smelling bullshit ever

Just take it away from your 'seducer', just put it away, and go home!

Have some discipline and pride! FFS!

- - -

Your errection is not her problem.

.

And for the ladies...

F )

Yes, he WILL be fine. He won't die from it.

G )

Yes, it is painful.

But not That painful.

- If he can handle a rough game of rugby or equivalent.

Then he is definitely tough enough to take the slight discomfort of his errection going down by itself.

H )

It's not your problem, job, issue or moral duty to sort out.

.

(Plus seriously,)

(Him whining on like a overfed kitten can not possibly be an attractive look!?)

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I )

And for those super rare occasions where,

It's a bad manipulative woman trying to seduce a bloke to spite some rival.

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His errection is not yours.

It doesn't matter if 'his body' likes you or not.

And there's nothing unmanly about him saying 'no' to you and staying faithful to his partner instead.

- - -

Your ego is not his problem.

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I like porn.

I also like films with dragons in.

But that doesn't mean I believe dragons exist either.

Enjoy you fantasies.

But never confuse that fun fantasy shit with real life!

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And on a similar note

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There is a huge difference between dating some women DESPITE Their age and dating some woman BECAUSE of Their age.

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Being younger should be mark Red on the balance book.

Not a credit!

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By that reference IF I, as a 53 year old was to date an 18 year old...

...she'd have to have 3 PhDs and a Nobel peace prize, AND marvel comics style suerpowers to compensate for the off-putting level of the Ick', of her youth.

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Then slowly scale down from there....

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Until...

... if she was my own age she'd only have to be kind and compassionate.

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So, I am not saying I would say 'no' to a 20 year younger, in her 30's woman.

But I am saying that it would have to an exceptional circumstance!

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About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

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http://lombot.co.uk

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