Mind Over Chatter
It started, as most bad ideas do, with a cosmic hiccup.
Jason McIntyre, a 33-year-old insurance adjuster with a closet full of identical khaki pants, woke up on a Tuesday morning with the mother of all migraines. At first, he chalked it up to the questionable sushi he’d eaten while binge-watching nature documentaries the night before. But when he looked at his cat and heard, “You’re late with breakfast again, hairless servant,” Jason knew something had gone terribly, ridiculously wrong.