Liam Ireland
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I Am...whatever you make of me.
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3 Reasons Why Some Women Are Afraid To Break up
When I split up from my first ex due to her cheating on me behind my back, and eventually boasting about it to my face, she did not take it well. In fact she did everything she could to ruin my new relationship, and in fact she succeeded in glorious fashion. Now I have to say this confused the hell out of me.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Humans
3 Humorous Stories
The Mafia A mafia godfather one day decided to employ a new accountant. The Don decided on an accountant who was both deaf and dumb in the belief that such a man could never be called to testify against him. Things went well for a number of years, until finally it came up to the accountants time to retire. The Don had another accountant look over the books just to make sure all was in order before the deaf mute disappeared for good. The new accountant discovered that there was a million dollars unaccounted for. To get to the bottom of the missing money the Don called in his attorney, who just happened to know sign language.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Humans
3 Reasons Why You Should Not Sing Your Own Praise
Being by nature quite a modest, conservative sort of person, I have always held back from being in any way boastful about any achievements I might have. Far too often I have seen other peoples' reactions to boasting. In fact, more than once I have held back saying anything about doing something worthy of attention only to see somebody try to claim credit for what I did.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Beat
3 Reasons You Should Never Say What You Don’t Want
I had a friend who sadly passed away six years ago. Michael (not his real name for reasons which will become clear) was a very smart guy. Michael spoke several languages in addition to his native tongue of English. He was fluent in Russian, French and Spanish. He was a very in demand online, freelance translator for Wall Street investment brokers who wanted to do business abroad.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Confessions
It’s What Killed Michael Jackson
As I lay on the hospital operating table I was trying not to think too much about what was about to be done to me. I tried to occupy my mind with thoughts of how times have changed, especially in the world of medicine. How little did I know, that at some point in the following hour I would die.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Humans
The Three Keys to Being a Successful Person
I once knew a guy who worked at a factory who always wanted to be a writer. On his days off he would bang away at his typewriter in the hope of fulfilling his dream. There was one big problem, his partner did not approve. Time and again she told him he was wasting his time. Eventually she took to hiding his typewriter in an attempt to stop him doing what he loved to do.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Motivation
Why Men Are Attracted To The Female Form
A Scientific Analysis I have to confess I am as much a victim of being attracted to the female formas the next man. And I am still not entirely sure why. Sure I've read around the subject some, but I really do not feel much the wiser for it. Yes I can understand the visual and tactile pleasure of the female flesh. And yes I accept that it is probably something to do with my mother breast feeding me as a babe in arms. But what the hell that has got to do with causing me to have an involuntary erectile reaction I'm blowed if I know, unless of course you subscribe to the Freudian idea of the Oedipal complex. Still, making out with your mom aside, that does not explain the correlation between a woman's body and a male reaction. If anything it is Pavlovian at least in practice. Somebody suggested cultural mores and tribal inculcation. But I think it goes deeper than that. It has to be something to do with pre-programmed male neurones, in the gene making stage, sending signals to the muscles.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Filthy
How To Help Save The Planet
Today, at long last, I took personal responsibility for doing my bit towards saving our beautiful blue and green planet. At a time when there are highly justified, continuing global concerns about the health and well being of planet earth, I do believe it is incumbent upon each and everyone of us as individuals to reduce our carbon footprint. Collectively, we can do an awful lot to reduce wasting valuable resources only to create evermore unnecessary, unjustifiable pollution and contamination all around the world, very much to all of our detriment. What did I do? I bought a new bike.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Earth
Do UFO's And Aliens Exist?
Of course UFO's have always existed if you think about it. Unidentified Flying Objects have been roaming the skies for decades That does not necessarily mean that they are space craft full of weird aliens from some other planet or dimension. It just means that there things up in the sky that we have been unable to identify. Many have tried, and failed, to identify those objects as weather balloons, drones and lord knows what else. So far nobody has been able to unequivocally nail what those objects are. For me that is all part of the attraction, the mystery of it all.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Futurism
How Forgiveness Can Set You Free
One morning sometime ago I had something of an epiphany. All my life I had been shat upon from a great height by all and sundry. As a child I was sexually abused by a neighbour and a member of my own family. At school, as a shy, thin and undernourished eleven year old I was physically beaten to within an inch of my life by neighbourhood thugs five years older than me. It goes on.
By Liam Ireland5 years ago in Motivation
