My Tortoise Made Me Buy It. First place in Add to Cart Challenge.
No, I do not have free will under the high council of the tortoise.
Thousands of years of knowledge is stored in the wrinkled heads of my loveable pets. They built the sacred temple of their meetings by claw, and they require the utmost respect. In order to speak with them, you must present them with a gift in exchange for their time. Just in case you're wondering, the high council is made up of Socrates, Migi, and Tusk (my pets).