Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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361 Memoirs of Eddie H. Christ, Jesus' Little Brother—"Come in Peace"
So let’s see. The Christmas star was so mysterious that no one would've guessed the real truth. There was that supernova theory, for which we can be thankful that we have stuff like Cesium in us—and iron doesn’t hurt none either. And then there are all the comet theories; there’s the hypothetical conjunctional conglomeration of three planets in the constellation Pisces.
By Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago in Fiction
359 Christmas Eve and the Suspension of Disbelief
"Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 19:14 Is Christmas only for children? If you think so, you have lost some important hard-wiring in your brain. You're less human.
By Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago in Fiction
358 Memoirs of Eddie H. Christ, Jesus' Little Brother: Virginity
The whole thing of virginity is so crazy. It’s not so much the state of an intact membrane serving to guard what everyone says is sacred and holy…and quite a good time. The hymen—and I’ve never seen one, mind you—is just a physical reminder of something else altogether. I guess it’s like the tamper-proof factory seal that says a woman is "saving herself" for the man of her life.
By Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago in Fiction
357 Memoirs of Eddie H. Christ, Jesus' Little Brother: Road Trip
The Star of the Magi had provoked astronomical speculation for centuries—well, among Christian astronomers. Some have theorized that it was a nearby supernova. Jesus explained that it wasn’t, because the resulting gamma ray burst—whatever that was—would have wiped out the world. So, probably not.
By Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago in Fiction
356 Memoirs of Eddie H. Christ, Jesus' Little Brother: Star of the Show
The Star of Bethlehem—explosion or implosion? Hell, a supernova gives you both. After it blows, you’ve got a dead star when the dust settles. But then Jesus said that while this was happening, all kinds of fusion reactions happened between the hydrogen and helium. Denser atoms forged as the star collapsed, everything smushing together, so that when the explosion happened, all this denser debris cast off, and all the new heavier elements were strewn throughout the universe.
By Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago in Fiction
