Clyde E. Dawkins
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I'm a big sports fan, especially hockey, and I've been a fan of villainesses since I was eight! My favorite shows are The Simpsons and Family Guy, etc.
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What Went Wrong: Ding Dong, the 'Stros are GONE!
You know, we just witnessed a new tradition in Texas sports: being eliminated at home by teams who had no business getting in. First off, there was the Dallas Cowboys. Won the NFC East, finished second in the conference behind the Niners, and were at home facing a Green Bay Packers team that was held together by scotch tape and Elmer's Glue. What happened? Cowboys were decimated. Blown out at home by a seventh-seeded Packers team with a rookie QB. Clearly embarrassing, right?
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
NFL Week 4 Recap: The Debate is Over
Lamar Jackson is leagues ahead of Josh Allen. Accept it. The main reason why I was excited for the Sunday Night Football contest between the Baltimore Ravens and the Buffalo Bills was because it was Lamar vs Josh Allen. These are two QBs who play the same way: they run it as much as they throw it. Here's the thing. When Josh Allen does it, he's a "great quarterback." But when Lamar does it, "he's a runningback, not a quarterback." We all know why they say that about Lamar. It's because he just happens to look like me, if you know what I mean.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
2024 Wild Card Series Preview
We made it, folks! A wild MLB season full of history (both good and bad), amazing moments, and jaw-dropping milestones has come to an end. It needed an extra day due to a hurricane, but we reached the finish line. Now, the fun really begins. The Postseason is here! I always love MLB's Postseason; it's always been a sprint to crown a champion. Even with this current format, it's still a sprint--lasting barely over a month.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
Villainess Review: Fria (Werewolves of the Rockies)
Some time ago, I stumbled on to some old horror comics online, and took a look at some of them. I found some intriguing ones, but of course, I entered "werewolf" in the search box, because, well, I'm a big fan of the werewolf subgenre. I found a lot of good ones, but one of the first ones I found was this excerpt: Werewolves of the Rockies. Since we're nearly in October, I may as well deliver with this delicious review.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Horror
MLB Pennant Race 2024: One More Day
It's not over yet, folks! This day, September 29, 2024, was originally set as the final day of the 2024 regular season. The normal final day schedule was set, with every game starting at nearly the same time, just a few minutes apart. However, Hurricane Helene's rampage in the Southeast forced the last two games of the series between the New York Mets and the Atlanta Braves to be pushed to Monday, September 30, pending the outcome of the original final day's games.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
The Kansas City Chiefs: Worst 4-0 Team in Football?
Week 4 of the NFL season saw, among other things, the Kansas City Chiefs head to SoFi Stadium for their first of their annual two meetings with the Los Angeles Chargers. It was a rough start for the Chiefs, as they fell behind 10-0 after the first quarter, and it was 10-7 Chargers at halftime. However, true to the form we've seen quite a bit, the Chiefs managed to snatch victory from the jaws of near certain defeat. 17-10 ended up being the final score in favor of the back-to-back defending Super Bowl Champions.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
American League's 2024 Postseason Field Completed
There is always something epic about the final weekend of the MLB season. The obvious reason is because it ends a very long journey; 162 games to determine who becomes part of a very small postseason field. Normally, the days and games are quite linear in the final three days--the antepenultimate day is Game 160, the penultimate day is Game 161, and of course, the final day is Game 162. However, Hurricane Helene caused a bit of a monkey wrench in the end of the season, as a pair of games between the New York Mets and the Atlanta Braves have been pushed back into a doubleheader planned for Monday, September 30.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
CFL Week 16 Recap: Enough is Enough
Swept by the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. What fresh hell is this?! I was amped for this game because, well, we picked up a much needed win in Vancouver on the previous week, so I figured we'd go on a roll. A proper playoff push that could see good things for the Boatmen. We were at home against the Tiger-Cats. OK. It's our turf. We can salvage a win, pick up a game in the playoff chase, and continue our roll.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
Top Scoring Players on Fantasy Football (Week 3)
Week 3 was such an amazing week for me on Fantasy Football! I'm in eight leagues this year, and after winning three matchups in Week 1 and four in Week 2, I won six in Week 3. Two of my eight teams are 3-0 this year, and while some others may be struggling a tad, it is early. However, while the actual NFL season is a short one, the Fantasy Football season is even shorter.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
The Twisted Tale of the Real Life Inspiration for "Mother Knows Best"
As I said before, it amazes the hell out of me that people would be willing to pay to have someone knocked off. It's never chump change, either. Some people are insane enough to fork over loads of moolah just to have a person eliminated. And as I mentioned before in a previous story, the murder-for-hire stories I've heard about usually see women carry out these nefarious plans. The plot of the telefilm, Mother Knows Best, centered on a murder-for-hire scheme, and I had seen this film a few times. It's quite a delicious thriller, but I didn't know until about a few years ago that this was actually based on a true story.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Criminal
Phillies' Postseason Streak Continues with Division Title
You know, a small thing that fascinates me: I do love that out of all of the MLB teams who wear red, it's the Philadelphia Phillies who use the "Hunt for Red October" title to describe their postseason push. I think they're the only "red" team who do this. I want to say I remember the Angels doing this during their 2002 run, but I don't think so. So yeah, the Phillies are on quite a streak, and to think, it all started with the team firing Joe Girardi during the middle of the 2022 season.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
NFL Week 3 Recap: Hindsight is 20/20...Unless You're Jerry Jones
Oh, Dallas Cowboys. Why are you...well...you? So the Cowboys remained at home for the second straight game, and this time, they welcomed a Baltimore Ravens team who desperately needed a win. I figured that the Ravens would have a tough time with the Cowboys, but at halftime, Baltimore was up 21-6. It ended up becoming a 28-6 lead later on. Though we would see the Cowboys make a big time comeback--19 unanswered points--but it was not enough. The Ravens won, 28-25, their first win of the season. While the Ravens' season was saved, the Cowboys were embarrassed again at home. They've given up 120 points in their last three home games (dating back to last year's playoffs), but the glaring problem was Dallas' running game: it didn't exist.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
